Jules A 🗡 is querying

I’m sick over this—genuinely at a loss.

Once upon a time, I dumped an RP partner when I found out she exclusively wrote gay characters and was ULTRA homophobic irl. But all she did was RP slutty gay men. Very odd.

Wow, congrats you guys!

I can tell you that my secretlab chair absolutely kills my back so don’t get one of those. This could be because I have a standard size and it’s too small for my broad shoulders, though.

Writing a novel right now feels like I'm doing it on the deck of the Titanic as a comet is headed to Earth and also I'm covered in fire ants. I'm sure it's fine. Just don't blame me if every fifth paragraph is something like WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IS ANYBODY EVEN READING THIS OH GOD

Recently started hydrating like you’re supposed to and walking hard on the treadmill a few times a week. Unfortunately, it fixed me.

"Since when are books political?!"
- A person who has never understood a single book they've read including the history textbooks

Brother you would because it is GORGEOUS

Wife and I have collabed on something truly great

Beef stew 😌

An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k.

#litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide

This is so relatable. Even though I know I’m not—sometimes I feel so isolated.

Noooo pushing on it hurts so bad I’m so sorry.

I grew up in a very similar rural evangelical community and seeing people back home suddenly become experts on healthy oils is killing me.

I’m not sure they realize canola oil is a seed oil. Growing up, that’s ALL we used (other than lard and butter).

Seed oils were also a surprise to me. I’ve known people that once would’ve fried food in used motor oil if it tasted good.

Like…y’all are just making shit up to be a conspiracy theorist about at this point.

NOOOO that’s the worst. I have the issue where the cartilage where my ribs connect to my sternum gets inflamed and I’m deadass sure I’m dying…

Feel better soon! Rib/sternum pain is frustrating because it’s so hard to treat. I hope you find a method that works for you <3

TRUE NORTH has lots of fulls out already—but it could also be in YOUR query box! 📦

An #agentsguide to TRUE NORTH: a voicey bi-awakening romance between a megafamous Twitch streamer concealing his identity from a disaster gay who CANNOT learn he’s dating the one guy he hates. 92k.

#litagents #amquerying #writingcommunity #agentguide

There are literally millions of us 😌

Do you feel better now?

NOOOOO that’s the worst. It takes me so long to get back in the work vibe after vacation.

Godspeed.

Let’s go anxiety!!!!! ✨

Who’s out here thinking too much on a Monday afternoon 💅🏻

Oh…Mr Brimley…

He really does look just like him 😭

MY WIFE

albether wip wednesday is whenever i want it to be. Elysium 2.0 snippet be upon ye 🫵🏻

A title card, underwater light gradient to black. Title: Call of the Void. Tasked with painting his king’s final portrait, royal alchemist Albedo descends into madness—or the divine. Pairing: Aether and Albedo. Questionably rated mature, 2,700 words. This work is a secret Santa gift for itsbluetetsu on twitter.

Title: Call of the Void
Rating: idk, M?
Tags: AU, Deity Aether
Pair: #Albether

My Secret Santa gift for Ada on Twitter 🫶

His eyes, the sun’s own fire. He is the very soul of art and music, a perfect creature through and through. This is a god.

archiveofourown.org/works/62479318

Personally I just think that one of my full requests should turn into an agent call/offer today. I think that would give my gay ass a little hope for the future.

This week has been one hell of a decade 😥

Keep it up, Denise!! I’m rooting for you.

Read Audre Lorde, Barbara Smith, Jewelle Gomez, Pat Parker, Nikki Giovanni, and Jacqueline Woodson. Watch films by Marlon Riggs and Dee Rees. Listen to Sylvester, Bessie Smith, Luther Vandross, Big Freedia, Brittany Howard, and Janelle Monae.

We've always been here. We will always be here.