Joanna Masters 🏳️‍⚧️

Oh. Don't like that.

! You okay? Cat wounds always hurt!

I really wish studios wouldn't wait so long for physical media... I get it's not as good a revenue stream. I don't care about your revenue stream, though.

And we are eagerly awaiting it in our household, actually.

But right now we can't watch it.

We can only sing the soundtrack. Loudly.

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But I don't have Netflix anymore and they don't believe in physical media!

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If you insist, then I must obey.

Just going to forward this list to all my editors when they ask why my scripts aren't finished.

Jevin's just been hired to embarrass an abusive musician and then kill him with the man's own flute.

It would be fun if he didn't have to go undercover to do it.

joanna-masters.itch.io/jevin-darke-...

Close your eyes. Take a breath. Inhale calmness. Exhale stress. Make a cuppa. Sink into a chair. Disappear.

Oh baby! I am ze hottest!

Hooray! I am commonly debilitated!

A classic, but still great:

Amazing Grace to the tune of the Gilligan Island theme

Not to be confused with Star Trek: Genesis Drift

Writers: “How can I be promoting my books while The Horrors escalate daily?”
Everyone one Bluesky: “These are
my emotional support books. They are the only thing that makes life in this hell forsaken timeline bearable.”

I checked "Mental illness" but I don't know if clinical depression counts as mental illness anymore, what with the horrors...

I'm good either way, personally!

It's March, which means next month is #IndieApril - a month where people all over the internet commit to buying and reading only #IndieBooks!

To celebrate, we'll be spotlighting one indie author per day - and you can apply to be one of those authors RIGHT NOW using this form:

It's an old house, we tell our guests. You'll get used to the moans and groans, the drafts and chills. The wandering eyes in paintings and the old dowager who paces the attic? All part of the restored Victorian #splendor. Suitable for children? Absolutely! Ghosts love hide and seek. #vss365

...are you saying drama is hot...?

If you could boost this post that would be amazing!!

If I could at least get last month’s gas bill (180) paid soon I would be grateful. The gas company is hounding us and I’m worried.

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This is... someone knew EXACTLY what they were doing here.

It doesn't HAVE to be bad. Just make the art, and if it happens to be bad, it's still art!

You see, when you hold the One Ring, you're convinced you can use it, even though it enslaves you. It's just that simple.

Jevin Darke: Transgender Fluteblade Assassin, Episode 1: Duet of Death by Joanna Masters Jevin was hired to shame the man in concert and then end his life. Should be a simple job. Should.

Jevin Darke: Transgender Fluteblade Assassin, Episode 1: NOW AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER!

By the title, you already know if this is for you.

RELEASES THURSDAY!

A photograph, in burnt-orange colour tones, of a maple leaf with a heart-shaped hole forms the background of a square image. 19 book covers are arranged in a pyramid shape down the right-hand side and across the bottom. To the left, white text in an arc says "Hidden Gems!" Below that more white text reads: "19 books by Canadian authors you may never have heard of (but will totally wonder how your bookshelves lived without!)" At the top of the pyramid of covers, to the right, it provides the date of the promo: March 1st to 15th, only on Itchi.io. The books involved are as follows, from the top of the pyramid and then down, from left to right: The Lion The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle The Dragon Next Door River of Crows Hope is the Thing with Feathers The Clockwork Empire Flesh and Bone Goblin Girl Moonshadow's Guardian Your Blood and Bones Winner Takes All The Flaws of Gravity Scrap Metal Angel Destined to be Normal Clipped Bloody Spade Baker Thief Path of the Warrior Prince Ewald the Brave

If you're interested in reading more books by Canadian authors, N. P. Thompson has put together this wonderful bundle featuring 18 amazing books by Canadian authors (and one book by me, for a total of 19 books!): itch.io/b/3524/hidde...

#booksky #canlit #sale #booksale #bookbundle

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE

it will result in dead trans people

and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing

you see the pipeline right?

we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die

WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

The dreams came more frequently. The king announced them. The people scrambled to obey. Towers stretched half-finished into the sky. Epic poems were abandoned. Conquests forgotten. Too may dreams. Too many goals.
Finally the queen told him, “No,” and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Ask him if he's from Oz, and if so, how I can go back with him...

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🧁Username: joannamasters
🧁Pronouns: she/her, but I'll answer to anything
🧁Height: five' ten
🧁Sexuality: I like women
🧁Sign: Leo
🧁Piercings: Piercing wit
🧁Tattoos: none
🧁Drink: Pepsi
🧁Food: Bad Chinese
🧁Pets: alas, none
🧁Relationship: married!