Charlotte

It’s great. We’ll have a lovely party and then a County Durham adventure spreading the Good News around the conurbations

I don’t have the words to express how much I fucking hate that man and how sincere is my wish that someone gives him a fucking good slap at the earliest possible opportunity

Looking forward to hearing what the magic Akehurst strategy is for shitting his pants over and over and over again

Listen I’d get a national express for that (which is all that will he left, cockroach like, by 2029)

We should all have a party in what will no longer be his constituency the day after he loses

Every guitar nerd you date will just play something that sounds like TOOL but 100x worse and then get mad at the face you're making

UK puts emergency brake on study visas for four countries’ nationals Shabana Mahmood says UK’s generosity abused as study visas halted for nationals from Afghanistan, Cameroon, Myanmar and Sudan

Just so we’re clear:
❌ Travelling clandestinely or in a small boat to seek asylum: wrong
❌ Travelling safely and regularly to seek asylum: also wrong

“If you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world – and not be blamed openly for this desire – visit Dubai.”

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All a bit much? Put your noise cancelling headphones on and listen to some ambient freezer

YouTube video by jackbomb 10 Hours Ambient Drone - The Eccy road Co-op freezer Symphony (Sheffield, UK)

I am late to this particular party but for those also unaware - this is a ten hour loop of the noise from the freezers in a Sheffield co-op and it is so relaxing

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I do not accept that this is real

And some people think it’s in the middle of the sea. Wild

I don’t imagine your average Brit would be significantly better tbh

FASCINATED that someone has located Iran in Norfolk

FASCINATED that someone has located Iran in Norfolk

To be clear, even if I was eligible to vote in US elections I wouldn’t have voted for Kamala Harris 🥰

Oh quite but I’d rather be here than there even with how crap it is in the UK

Have a little think Amelie. Use that brain that surely must exist in that bonce to see if you can work out what possible reason people *not born in the USA* might have for not being able to vote for Kamala Harris. You can get this; I believe in you

Excellent result

And yes beetroot AND red cabbage from jars were on regular rotation - also tinned carrots & tinned peas

My mum did mince with pasta and a tin of heinz tomato soup, it was delicious

Another day of being one of several billion people who do not live in or come from the USA, inexplicable I know

Hello Carol hope you’re having a nice day, please can you inform your fellow Americans that there are several billion of us who do not live in or come from the USA? Lots of them seem to not understand this

"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."

I just want you all to know that I ate my lunch outside in the sun and it was incredible and yes I had a coat on but WHAT OF IT

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Andy burnham, Lisa.Nandy, Noel Gallagher and Lucy Powell at the Brits

Scrolling instagram and stumbling on a photo that makes you want to commit violent crime

This bird knows it’s serving LOOKS

Three news headlines side by side, each illustrated with a picture of Keir Starmer making an official statement in front of two British flags. Sky News, 3 hours ago Starmer denies U-turn claims after giving go-ahead for US to use UK military for strikes on... [headline truncated] Financial Times, 15 hours ago Starmer Will let US use UK bases for attacks on Iranian missile sites The Times, 21 hours ago Keir Starmer blocked US from using British bars for Iran attack

Clown show.

It is properly fucking disgusting how much hang-wringing is happening over the safety of Brits who have chosen to move to Dubai when there is barely a fucking peep about the safety of Iranians, both those that live here and those in Iran