Keira

Oooh poor baby, you can't write an essay without ai? You're a fucking moron?🥺🥺
You want chatGPT to fuck your wife, too? Yeah? 🥺🥺 Aww 😩

The props otherwise mediocre men in the pole industry get for being able to do high level strength based moves will never not cheese me off

the autistic urge to immediately research the movie after you say “wait, that actor looks familiar”

I don't think people realize that there is no bad economy you can threaten me with that I won't respond to with a battle-hardened shrug. Oh, things are about to get horribly more expensive due to factors outside of my control? My savings will not grow? Inability to retire? You must be new here

I have a lot of autistic friends. none of them have ever done anything even close to a Sieg Heil.

My favourite shrek filter has been purged from Instagram. This is truely the darkest timeline

honestly just ban all social media, then destroy the power substations. light all the cars on fire. return to the woods. die of pneumonia. live the good life.

Still obsessed with this Max and Chloe shoot @whereisdanielle.bsky.social and I did with @valiantcosplay.bsky.social at PAX last year 🦋💕

#lifeisstrange #lifeisstrangecosplay #maxcaulfieldcosplay #chloepricecosplay #cosplay

I have a silly idea for a routine but considering how many people at my pole comp needed me to explain who Megamind was.. it‘s probably way too niche ;-;

Nothing has made me feel so chronically online as the fact that no one in my life knows about the Mark Zuckerberg tribute cover of “Get Low” with T Pain

If it’s not my own brain nerfing me then it’s the shitty algorithm smh

I know being shadow banned comes with the territory of being a pole dancer who posts on social media but god damn it’s annoying that it happens every time manage to get around my adhd and start consistently posting

Jorts have entered the chat

Gf said I have to share custody of my new shoes 🥲 She’s jealous of the drip

Raygun hits up comedy club owner for $10,000 Lawyers for Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from a small Sydney venue that had planned to stage a musical based on the Olympic breakdancer.

Omg Raygun sucks, we should have been even more mean to her

www.smh.com.au/culture/come...

imagine if ikea had been invented by the british. imagine. you'd be sitting down on your percy and opening up your laptop on your nigel desk while your partner relaxes on your three-seater hamish.

I unironically want this so bad

[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?

The public reaction to the assassination of the CEO is far more interesting and significant than the politics of the assassin (if that's even who Luigi is. Cops frame up people all the time).

Last night was my first student showcase as a pole instructor that I’ve actually had students performing in and when I tell you I was being the most extra stage mum up the back of the audience 😂

Very excited for the packet of chippies I have waiting for me at home when I finish work

YouTube video by Hench & Scrap - Props & Cosplay Bringing Loot to life, as a puppet!

We've been hinting at this puppet build for
@magic.wizards.com for a while, & now that #mtgfoundations is out and #MTGSummerOfMagic has kicked off it's time for Loot! Enjoy 90 seconds of us bringing MTG's sweet scrungly child to life in our cosy little workshop.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nnl...

After 9 months, I finally got a haircut. I am reborn

The way someone tried to say the production planting 9mil tulips was bad for the environment bc “planting machinery uses petrol” 💀 so this just in…. Plants are bad actually

I know people in the comments are known for having bad takes but be so fucking for real rn

Reading tiktok comments about how building practical sets for Wicked was “wasteful” and “sets a bad precedent”. I HATE IT HERE

This sounds so bro-y but really I’m just an autistic yapper who just got offered a job teaching Lyra based on my track record teaching pole in an adjacent business

My biggest flex is how many places I’ve walked into and said “I would like a job here” with no resume and then been offered one based purely off of networking and vibes 😂

Occasionally Egg likes to lay in the bath and have an existential crisis