Jim Valley FKOR

Good luck! Whatever you do, don't mention wrestling, unless they do first. But be careful. It could be a trap. ;)

For what? Being on the ground while she's in her plane's suite will Corey?

Sounds like a Disney Channel show:

The Suite Life of Kristi and Corey

I'm not going to say that he doesn't have talent. It's that he's too inconsistent. Plus, you can't expect to succeed in WWE looking like a smaller version of their most famous living wrestler.

When Miz started, the first thing they told him was to knock off the Rock impersonation.

Even if - especially if - the intent is to be a bad Rock impersonation, that's a career killer when he already looks and acts too much like Dwayne.

I know. I'm trying to be nice here, okay?

I have absolutely no idea what Trump is trying to accomplish in Iran, or how he plans to accomplish it, and the fun thing is that neither does he!

That's why the constitution does not give the President the authority to launch wars without Congressional approval.

Bull Nakano:
fuckin legend.

If she's not at or near the top of your GOAT list, your list sucks.

#wrestlesky

Just like you shouldn't have thought Danhausen was cooked after Elimination Chamber, you shouldn't think he's over and in the clear yet.

New situations keep R-Truth fresh. The Danhausen character is a lot of the same. It's going to take creativity and discipline to prevent fan backlash

#wrestlesky

Dear MAGA: Remember when Qanon was going to work with Trump to arrest all those pedophiles in Epstein's files?

So... ... What happened there?

EVERYTHING Trump does is transactional. We always hear what we (meaning Trump) is getting up front. Except for this time. Same with no time frame.

Which makes me expect a lot of problems, mistakes and overall being unprepared.

It's almost as if they did the same thing with Flair and Stratton last year. 🤼

Pete Hegseth: “War is hell and always will be.”

Tommy Tuberville: “It’s war, it’s gonna git worse before it gets better.”

Markwayne Mullin: “War is ugly.”

Mike Johnson asked why War Powers Act is being ignored: “It’s not a war because it’s defensive in nature and design.”

It was never funny. None of them were. If they paid for all the jokes they stole, they would have lost money.

The only "______ Movie" that was funny was "Not Another Teen Movie"

How can we fight for "freedom" in Iran when we don't have it hear?

We can't disagree with or make jokes about the president or ICE.

If you think because you agree you have freedom, you don't. It's just the govt approves of your opinion. They can still come after you. They choose not to.

People always say, "invest in what you know."

When WWE went public I thought, "Why does the thing I know have to be a bad stock buy? WWE is at max popularity. The stock will go down."

Every time, just like you said, WWE under delivers, then moves on to a better deal.

I'm an idiot.

Virgins in their mom's basement.

WWE saves the great writing for Wrestlemania, don't they?

What are the stakes in this match? Whether Roman comes back at SummerSlam with or without the WWE Title?

I hope there's some new wrinkle in this "feud" before too long.

When anything gets hot, it often leads to new deals, partnerships and revenue.

Timing is everything.

This strategy may have worked during peak Bloodline because interest was high.

Now? WWE is fine but not peak, PLEs are inconsistent.

Fans know what's up.

This risk can cool WWE off even more.

New MAGA talking point. They will be fine with chaos and worse now. They will accept and defend it.

What ballroom?

Do you mean the piles of rubble that used to be The East Wing?

Funny he had no plan. No finalized blueprint. No permits. He just tore it down.

What do you call that?

A metaphor.

How often do you think Noem and her boy toy joke and giggle about "The Mile High Club"? Every day? Every phone call?

I can’t stand all this winning.

We literally signed a peace deal in 2015

That's valid. I probably should have chosen better examples, but, you're right. It could be his biggest hurdle.

Dude

80s Prom Night

It's 80s Prom Night on The 80s Cruise.

Once a company sets a price, it can be hard to change the public perception that it's worth more.

Plus, now it's also a hassle. Nobody wants more apps and subscriptions.

WWE charges more now, but the PLEs are exactly like if they were still "free" on Peacock. WWE needs to make these can't miss.

Just because the crowd didn't get Danhausen at first doesn't mean he's never getting over in WWE.

Remember the debut of The New Day? A few changes, they were top merch sellers. IYO Skye didn't connect until her infectious excitement and head point.

Danhausen can also turn it around.

#wrestlesky

This is your brain on drugs.

Door decorations on The 80s Cruise.

This is not ours.

Anyone around in the 80s and early 90s saw the PSA about the egg frying and "this is your brain on drugs" countless times.

It's funny when ppl come up with things that used to be everywhere that are now deep cuts.

This is what happens when you let one person consolidate power.

He knows he's fucked up and if anyone calls him on it, his usual defenders will be right there.

No one is offended. No one's mad. Just another day at the office.

Making four boatloads of money instead of five, is not a disaster.

We have a record high federal deficit of $40 trillion and growing.

How many times do we have to repeat this? Republicans will demand cuts.

This is why we have Medicare and VA cuts and don't have other safety nets people have in Europe.