I wonder how much this has to do with the Covid lockdowns not being a thing in 2024?

I just downloaded the indictment from ECF. It’s as generic as you can fucking get. I professionally know the US attorney on the matter and I thought better of her before this.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

I feel seen.

This is some dystopian nightmare shit. Like I know… (gestures wildly)… but THIS.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

Really the more depressing thing than my mother being a simian is my mother being in Mississippi.

911 I’d like to report a murder.

Everything awesome is against gods will.

Nope never have. I’ve been about a block away. That’s as close as I’ve come.

A friend of mine owns a boat named “Gayer than Most.”

Oh my bad!

The 19th letter is S. 1919 is “SS.”

I ran for congress in IL-16 a decade ago and the local parties did zero vetting. Like none. I was shocked.

Everything I know about money laundering I learned from Loaded Weapon 1.

Yes, ideally.

Some of the most progressive people I know are ex military, because (a) they know how nice it is to have an employer that takes care of a lot of things other employers don’t and (b) they have first hand experience with how ridiculous neocon thought can be.

That’s very true. It’s a little bit more than, say, putting it all on red down at the roulette table (which was my parents retirement plan).

I see what you are saying, but without a pension and with questionable guarantees of social security when I’m 67 I need a pretty sure thing.

If they could give me and my wife a stable country with good schools, reasonable healthcare, and a nice retirement I’d vote for them until the day I die.

He wears that mask like anti Covid folks wore their face masks.

The original kerosene

A lot of people can’t leave the massive numbers they built up over years. It’s like a drug.

I think I saw a video like that on Porn Hub once.

Book launch TOMORROW at @bplmaps.bsky.social!!! 🏠

Why not? Based on the description alone the boxes are ticked.

Somebody* skipped cardio day.

*All of them.