Stanny McStanniston

Ffs. I bet even his wife was like, “This is bs. Use your gd Hollywood clout to fix this gd bs of a narrative. Call Steve. He made a thoughtful and philosophical movie about male strippers in Florida. He can help.”

So it looks like Derbyshire is where I and my daughters and I will seek asylum, mostly bc my daughters are competition swimmers and they have a great swim club. But also Darcy.

Saw this today driving my daughter to school. We call it the Cheshire Cat moon.

I just can’t wait to see whether Daisy joins Tom for the premier.

Wow. I’m 48 AND have an IUD, but now I’m pregnant. Nice job!

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Cool. So, how do I get to hang out on a private jet drinking wine with Adam Driver?

Right. Same. Dealing with it. Wine. Crush on my ketamine therapist. The usual.

Ah, yes. I, too, was subjected to “We Built This City on Rock N Roll” while on mushrooms at a San Francisco Best Buy.