live fire festival

every time you drop lore i realize my brother had his own Queeber in his friend group in the 90s

contractors triple billing the feds for vaporware propped up the northern virginia housing market for decades

nothing

a sincere thanks for sharing this joy

i’m surprised he hasn’t tried a Leap of Faith from a clock tower

this is a guy who called smoke from a boat strike the “fog of war”

he’s an asshole, but bars

Pretty fitting given the people in charge of things that basically every attempted official justification for what the US was going for in Iran and why they hadn't foreseen any of the extremely foreseeable consequences is basically at the level of something you'd hear during a field sobriety stop.

you don’t have to consider all that stuff in video games and movies though, so hegseth and his council of gooners didn’t make a plan

maybe Panama?

i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰

bsky.app/profile/john...

me too tbh

Myself & the other comedians who did the Riyadh Comedy Festival are donating our fees to help get influencers under attack in Dubai back home to their influencer houses. I am sponsoring Braevyn McTaigg from Orlando, FL. 🫡🇺🇸🏝️

i wonder if he’s part of the binion fail-family

not being on twitter is great because i don’t know who all the little guys are on there, the ones who don’t exist outside of that app

what the fuck is a billy binion

my cousin is a “disabled vet” because he accidentally stabbed himself with a screwdriver when he was in the national guard, which is still a more dignified exit than dying or being injured because a racist game show host and a busted think tank wanted to redo the crusades

patriots lol you fucking asshole

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Abolish ICE use its budget for a new CCC is a double whammy great message. Government money can be used for productive things and not just wanton violence

get paid to touch grass and fix things! imagine

that is evil lol

bringing back the civilian conservation corps would be such an easy sell for a dem running

hey guys i think i know why ben shapiro couldn’t make it as a screenwriter

my all time favorite poll cross tab was the cohort of folks who approved of Obama and also thought he was a lizard person

the manosphere and GOP did not consider the random fits of menopausal rage when they decided to build camps

the state of the union has always been useless kayfabe but it’s especially galling to endure talk about american greatness while the fbi director is hanging out in locker rooms pretending to be a real boy and kristi noem gets unlimited fuck flights with her bag man

still clinging to that DVD copy lol