med bed redemption

ngl i was pretty happy when nori started popping up in snack aisles and became more common, no longer roasted by little kids for eating seaweed

never forget butt rock lestat

one of the best things about the pacific time zone is early football

my beautiful boys

but you see, I have already constructed a caricature of your viewpoint, which is intuitively incorrect

jd vance read this and went “wait what”

i have a list and thankfully they do everything on camera so evidence is plentiful

“americatown” restaurant from the Simpsons

Q: Do you have people that you don’t like?

JG: Absolutely there are people that I don’t like, and I’d like to put them all on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover.

Q: Would he be one of them?

JG: Oh, absolutely. He’d be the host.

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YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

normal Portland Friday night things: sitting on your friend's porch listening to choppers and cessnas and then checking ADSB exchange to see which craft are running with their transponders off or without callsigns and which you can actually document.

If the NFL sucks then how did the Bills produce this masterpiece?

taylor’s energy has always been weirdly disney princess asexual. when i did try to listen it was like hearing ariel sing about prince eric’s hog

i read the lyrics and went for a walk

soon active duty servicemembers won’t be allowed to have a family because families are gay

i believe the town was founded by english pilgrims in 1640

thankfully the super bowl is in the city of santa clara so they will be completely safe from hearing any spanish at all during the broadcast

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

mr pope

+1

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

The Battle Over Civil Society - Dissent Magazine An interview with Dylan J. Riley on Trump and the state of American democracy.

I interviewed Dylan Riley about Trump, fascism, and civil society for @dissentmag.bsky.social www.dissentmagazine.org/online_artic...

yes, they want a fuckmaid who looks like lara croft

are you going to the Plain of Jars?

secondary case of bofa, he never stood a chance

the one biologist we have left will be furloughed so it’s gonna be me and some volunteers holding an impossibly giant fort

wildlife refuges and BLM land in worse shape than parks too

it’s just another tactic now. no one’s gonna care until they can’t get something they need, or they roll up to a national park and no one is there maintaining things

the "who will the public blame for the shutdown?" handwringing is asinine. the vast majority of voters have no idea how government shutdowns work, and by the time midterms roll around they won't remember anything that didn't impact them directly

temu george patton