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Derrick Hoyle

@derrickhoyle.bsky.social

Geologist/Failed Musician. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.

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People are sometimes caught off guard by a caring person. Some people are oblivious to it & don't have the social skills to return the consideration. You are working hard on improving yourself & I see you are making real progress. Be patient with the path you are on, it's taking you to a good place.

22.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Snoop is shamelessly pandering to LGBTQ+ and he absolutely doesn't mean it. He's playing the audience for fools. Once a sellout, always a sellout.

22.10.2025 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God damn I'm sorry you saw that. I found a random guy who shot himself in the head the night before. I can't imagine the decay element. I wish you the best with figuring everything out.

22.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you want to help someone dealing with a loss, don't send flowers. Send money. If I knew what I would be dealing with after she died I probably would have cut ties with her in advance.

21.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Her true side is shown in what I have been dealing with since she died. She didn't think to leave anything for us to administer her funeral. That came out of our pockets. Not my brother's. I don't want to make my kids go through this when I go. It shows how little she really cared about us.

21.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't know what she saw in my loser of a brother. But she loved him more than me or my siblings. There are many things I'm upset about her. Why she cheated on my dad & why she made my dad go crazy with her manipulative behavior. Sure she had her good side too but her bad side was really awful.

21.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's fucked when you realize that your mom played favorites in the will and yet it's up to you to do the legwork to implement it. At this point I'm considering just walking away from it all. It's not like I will be getting much anyway. She obviously doesn't care anymore. She's underground.

21.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You know you have an epicly dysfunctional family when the attorney refers your trust distribution case to another attorney with the highest reputation in the area because there are too many human factors involved.

20.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm already on my last jar of raspberry jam. Seriously considering buying expensive raspberries at the store to make another batch.

20.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last night was the first time I dreamed about my mom since she died. In the dream she hadn't died but I wanted to hug her and she told me that she was fine. All the while I knew that she was actually dead, there was no illusion that I didn't know she had died. I think this means I'm progressing.

20.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*set to tune of Father Figure by George Michael*

20.10.2025 13:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Picture of a crow with words "crow of judgement"

Picture of a crow with words "crow of judgement"

20.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Our parents aren't having children" sounds like a W-ism

20.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The left is melting down at the now iconic “diarrhea President”

19.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 3305    🔁 276    💬 103    📌 16
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . Alt: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
19.10.2025 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time someone describes an athlete as “old,” they are 6 years younger than you.

18.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 1998    🔁 114    💬 67    📌 9

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

19.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 14412    🔁 2164    💬 425    📌 118
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

19.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 11740    🔁 4161    💬 4528    📌 3917
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@wikiascratchboy.bsky.social Hello, I live in Gaza and our home was destroyed by the genocide. I ask you to help me buy a tent to shelter me and my family🙏🍉
gofund.me/8d0c2566

15.10.2025 09:56 — 👍 62    🔁 116    💬 6    📌 13
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Donate to Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War, organized by Fatima Ayub My name is Ahmad Johar, a 25-year-old, Palestinian from Gaza. I have lived throu… Fatima Ayub needs your support for Ahmad & Samar: A Future Beyond Gaza's War

The ceasefire has given us hope after all the suffering, and we’re holding on to it.🕊🇵🇸
I dream of traveling and starting a new life with my wife, Samar.

WE NEED $6,500 🙏🏻♥️

Your support can help us make this long-awaited dream come true — be the reason for our joy.💕🎉

HELP HERE: gofund.me/d2ed72e9

17.10.2025 08:52 — 👍 107    🔁 138    💬 4    📌 41

Clappin

17.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WTF I guess you can't stream audio anymore on the mlb app

16.10.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tried writing a song but you can't force it. It has to come to you. I just have to keep fucking around until it comes. I'm also not happy with my voice. What else can you do?

16.10.2025 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Project 2025, folks

16.10.2025 13:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a funeral for my parents today. I still haven't fully processed that my parents are dead and buried. Spent the last 4 hours driving around dropping off family members. Finally getting around to making dinner. I feel like I need more time off to figure this out.

16.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tell the people you love that you love them and make an effort to see them in person and give them a hug. This time is fleeting and you have to act now as the future is not promised.

14.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you are lucky you go through a period in your life where you don't have to think about death and dying, and everyone around you is fine. Get to a certain age, and it's constantly a huge part of your life, and there's no escaping it's toll around you.

14.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Hypnotic

RIP D’Angelo.

14.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Holy shit

14.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Next 4 games:
- vs. Saints
- at Ravens
- at Bengals
- vs. Giants

Suddenly this season just got a little more interesting.

14.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

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