SlimCliffy

tweet-length review of Scream 7:
1 - Neve Campbell reasserts why she's the Scream Queen of her generation. She is truly great here. So are Jasmin Savoy Brown & Mason Gooding.
2 - The nostalgia-porn is beyond absurd
3 - The story has logic holes big enough to drive a freight train through
it's fine

Don’t mean to flood your mentions but holy fuck man

I’m so angry I’m sweating

Settling in for a packed showing of Scream 7. Haven’t read a thing about it. I thought Barrera/Ortega were generally great in the previous two so I’m nervous but let’s see how this goes.

Uh oh.

tbh he might not even be the worst GM in California

if the Kings are lucky, Ken Holland is only gonna set the franchise back five years. If they're not lucky, maybe 10.

why would Jim Hiller get rid of Jordan Spence and have Vladislav Gavrikov walk and then replace them with Brian Dumoulin and Cody Ceci?

whoever it is, if those percentages held with Orlov running the top PP all year, it legit might be the difference between making playoffs or not.

Periodic update on the San Jose power play

In 140:28 at 5v4 with Klingberg on the ice: 9 GF, 5 GA
In 142:51 at 5v4 with Orlov on the ice: 20 GF, 1 GA

Since December 1st, San Jose's goal differential at 5-on-4 with Klingberg on the ice is 50% (4 GF, 4 GA)

Regulation win over the Caps on a day where the Bruins and Red Wings lose in regulation. That feels like a pretty important day for the Habs.

“Hey Arn Anderson, how many shots do the Leafs have over halfway through the game?”

Mr. 2aturday Night

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Yeah that was a trio I had in mind. I wonder if we ever see it.

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I agree with that but I also think Dach can help the middle-6 more than Texier can, and when a lottery ticket like Texier actually works in a key role, you have to run with it. It's like finding $100 on the sidewalk and throwing it in the sewer.

pretty sure I saw them live when I was a kid? Maybe it was just a tribute show.

if that's the case then I understand it. If he's healthy, I really don't get it.

there are 80 lines in the league who've played over 150 minutes together this season at 5v5. this is where the line of Caufield-Suzuki-Texier stands among those 80 lines:
- expected goal share: 5th
- actual goal share: 1st

i'm gonna become The Joker

the Canucks forward with the most goals in that 34-game span is Linus Karlsson (7). In their first game back from the Olympic break, he was on the fourth line and played 9 minutes.

The Canucks have played 34 games since American Thanksgiving, and Conor Garland, Elias Pettersson, Jake DeBrusk, and Brock Boeser have combined for 16 goals in that time. There are 19 forwards in the league with more goals in that span.

imo, Skinamarink is a hit-or-miss movie. You'll either love it or want to shut it off after 45 minutes. Either is a valid response, it just seems to be one of those kinds of movies.

Incredible Blu Ray mail day. Easily my two favourite horror movies of the decade.

For sure, it’s just a welcome change I suppose.

I’m sure it’s happened - it happens to every team - but that it’s not a somewhat regular occurrence is (I think) part of what makes this season different from so many recent ones.

I’ve watched more Sabres games than prolly any other team but the Habs over the last decade, often against my will, and the one thing that sticks out about this year’s team is they seem to have at least their B+ game every night. Can’t remember a game this season where they just mailed it in.

something fun: was looking at PuckIQ this morning, and of Los Angeles' six regular dmen, Clarke is the only one with a positive 5v5 goal differential when facing 'elite' competition. And that's with a 993 PDO lol.

anyway, in calendar 2026, Egor Chinakhov is tied with Caufield and Matthews for the league lead in 5v5 goals with 9