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DFS @ Stokastic.com. Editor/Writer @ DobberHockey.com. 10 Interesting Stats: https://substack.com/@slimcliffy You can sit beside me when the world comes down.

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All the depraved horror movies listed in the replies are probably good answers (surprised no one mentioned either the first or second I Spit On Your Grave) but I’m never watching Banshees of Inisherin again

10.12.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That kid line for the Penguins sure looks like one of those lines that shouldn’t be broken up until (if?) they have several bad games in a row. Ducks are a fast team and that trio is still controlling play basically every shift.

10.12.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah 2020-2022 did no favours for the socialization habits of anyone under 16 or whatever.

09.12.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s why I think it’s a fairly nuanced discussion. I do think there are fewer places for kids to hang out but there is also an array of entertainment choices which allow kids to stay home that weren’t prevalent, or even existed, 25 years ago

09.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back LAN parties and I’m not really joking.

09.12.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think this is generally a nuanced, and geographic-specific, discussion but I always think about video games when I think about this. The hundreds of hours playing NHL or Goldeneye or Tony Hawk at my or a friend’s house and now there’s zero reason for friends who game together to hang out irl

09.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
NHL DFS Strategy Tuesday 12/9/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks
YouTube video by Stokastic DFS - Daily Fantasy Sports Advice NHL DFS Strategy Tuesday 12/9/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks

LIVE with the @StokasticNHL DFS Show! A lovely 10-game slate on the board and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to go through 'em all www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgiy...

09.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Colorado is scoring 5.17 goals/60 with the MacKinnon-Necas-Lehkonen line on the ice at 5v5. That is a higher goal rate than Toronto (4.09), Los Angeles (4.81), or the Islanders (5.15) when they're on the power play (5v3 and 4v4 included). Lol?

09.12.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

24 out of 52 games missed by my top-4 running backs and two tight ends done for the year. Make it stop.

09.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fantasy football home league. lost James Conner in Week 3, Cam Skattebo in Week 8, Tucker Kraft in Week 9, Bucky Irving for 7 games, CeeDee for 4 games, Aaron Jones for 3 games, and now Zach Ertz, but still made playoffs. I know no one cares about other fantasy teams, but holy hell this sport.

09.12.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 Interesting (To Me) Stats For This Week - December 9 Welcome back to another week of ’10 Interesting (To Me) Stats’.

this week's '10 Stats' newsletter looks at early-season xG rates on the penalty kill, what's changed over the last couple of seasons, and what it means for the Leafs, Islanders, Oilers, and Sharks substack.com/home/post/p-...

09.12.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ramblings: Cooley Out Indefinitely; Bruins Reinforcements; Hildeby Blanks Bolts; Potential Production Coming for Eklund and Quinn – December 9 Andrei Vasilevskiy has been moved to the injured reserve, according to reporter Diandra Loux. He is set to miss at least the next couple of games, but it’s not all bad news as both Brayden Point and N...

today's Ramblings have been updated with last night's late-game fantasy performances. also looked at why Jack Quinn and William Eklund are on the verge of a full-fledged fantasy breakout (probably next year) dobberhockey.com/2025/12/09/r...

09.12.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not often you see matching non-fighting 5-minute majors.

09.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Derry is so much better than I expected or that it has any right to be. Turning into one of my favourite shows of the year.

09.12.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NHL DFS Strategy Monday 12/8/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks
YouTube video by Stokastic DFS - Daily Fantasy Sports Advice NHL DFS Strategy Monday 12/8/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks

LIVE with the Stokastic NHL DFS Show! A beauty little 5-gamer tonight and we have a game-by-game breakdown www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMG-...

08.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
5 games in the NHL tonight

5 games in the NHL tonight

badly drawn horse meme

badly drawn horse meme

08.12.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to write about it for tomorrow but holy hell is Jack Quinn having a way better year than I realized. The fancies aren't great but his tracking data is goooooooooooooood.

08.12.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless of the actual movie itself, probably the two finest actors of our generation antagonizing each other for an hour straight is always gonna get a big Hell Yeah from me

08.12.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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goalposts that make this noise on doinks: youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

08.12.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

There was a YouTube channel last year that was playing Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas on repeat for weeks leading up to Christmas. Haven’t seen it yet, but on the look out for it.

08.12.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The World Series really made me realize this place has the juice for sports. We’re beyond the point of no return now.

08.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t looked at Davisson’s fancies but that’s a guy that passes the eye test every time I watch him. Always engaged and physical but also has the skill to make plays. When the lineup is healthy I really hope he sticks. I’d like to see what he can do taking regular shifts with talented line mates.

08.12.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been rewatching Ahsoka lately and I liked it the first time, but borderline love it this time around. All that’s really changed is I’m not listening to deep dives and reading blogs/boards after every episode. Think that’s gonna be my new approach to whatever TV I watch.

08.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is laying on a table ALT: a cartoon character with hearts in her eyes is laying on a table

Lane

08.12.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been reading some top-movies-of-the-century stuff and I’m always surprised to never see Top Gun: Maverick there. At least on lists that are trying to have a broad range of genres. Not only is it hugely significant because of what it meant at the time but it’s just an outstanding summer blockbuster.

07.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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still cannot believe there was no penalty on Samoskevich here right before the Rodrigues goal. It isn't like this is away from the play or in a scrum with a bunch of players.

07.12.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
list of comparable defencemen by goal and primary assist rate at 5v5 to Brandt Clarke, including Adam Fox, Rasmus Dahlin, Quinn Hughes, and John Carlson

list of comparable defencemen by goal and primary assist rate at 5v5 to Brandt Clarke, including Adam Fox, Rasmus Dahlin, Quinn Hughes, and John Carlson

comparable defencemen to Brandt Clarke by goals/60 and primary assists/60 at 5v5 since the start of last season. seems good?

07.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ilya Sorokin started the season giving up four goals in 5/7 starts, giving up 26 goals in those seven games. Since then, he hasn't allowed more than three goals for 13 straight starts, allowing 23 goals total, and he now leads the NHL in @evolving-hockey.com's Goals Saved Above Expected

07.12.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NHL DFS Strategy Saturday 12/6/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks
YouTube video by Stokastic DFS - Daily Fantasy Sports Advice NHL DFS Strategy Saturday 12/6/25 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks

LIVE with the @StokasticNHL DFS Show! A lovely 10-game slate ahead of us and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to break them all down www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmH6...

06.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

opposing goalie in Buffalo's last three losses by @evolving-hockey.com's Goals Saved Above Expected
Jake Allen - 4.6
Samuel Ersson - 2.11
Eric Comrie - 4.68

that is 11.4 combined GSAx by the Sabres' opposing goaltender in their last three losses

06.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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