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It’s nice to not dread staying up for games during the Habs’ California trip for the first time in like five years.

YouTube video by Stokastic DFS - Daily Fantasy Sports Advice NHL DFS Strategy Tuesday 3/3/26 | DraftKings & FanDuel Daily Fantasy Hockey Picks

LIVE with the Stokastic NHL DFS Show! A big 11-game slate, we have a special deal on the new NHL sims to talk about, and @jrh002dfs.bsky.social and I are here to break it all down www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0sj...

Ramblings: Updates on Carlson, Kulich, and Stone; Secondary Streaming Options in Khusnutdinov, Bourque, Quinn, Kurashev, and More – March 3 Just a reminder that the NHL Trade Deadline is on Friday and we will have you covered here at Dobber Hockey when those trades break. We will have the instant fantasy hockey analysis in the ‘Fantasy Ta...

today's Ramblings have been updated with the late-game fantasy performances. I also look at secondary streaming options like Khusnutdinov, Bourque, Quinn, Kurashev, and more dobberhockey.com/2026/03/03/r...

a big part is because Samberg was hurt but it's still wild

graphic showing Winnipeg's top line being 33% worse than league average defensively without Josh Morrissey on the ice

Batman looking like he just saw someone have sex with a horse.

how in the world was this not called lol

10 Interesting (To Me) Stats For This Week - March 3 Welcome back for another week of ’10 Interesting (To Me) Stats’!

in this week's '10 Interesting Stats', we review gaps in the rosters of the top teams in each conference and what they should look to do at the Trade Deadline, covering Mikheyev, Coleman, Voronkov, Dickinson, and more substack.com/home/post/p-...

Ramblings: Updates on Carlson, Kulich, and Stone; Secondary Streaming Options in Khusnutdinov, Bourque, Quinn, Kurashev, and More – March 3 Just a reminder that the NHL Trade Deadline is on Friday and we will have you covered here at Dobber Hockey when those trades break. We will have the instant fantasy hockey analysis in the ‘Fantasy Ta...

today's Ramblings have been updated with the late-game fantasy performances. I also look at secondary streaming options like Khusnutdinov, Bourque, Quinn, Kurashev, and more dobberhockey.com/2026/03/03/r...

Watching Collision and I am definitely gonna get a lot of use out of this

Lindell got a Norris vote once

Don’t think she’s on Bsky but she does have a newsletter/substack

I understand the sentiment but voters can watch almost every game every night and there is a litany of data that can help evaluate defencemen at both ends of the ice. If the voters can’t do that, the problem is the voters and not the award.

Still the greatest wrestling entrance music of all time.

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I see the argument of the day is the Norris Trophy, and my only thought there is you can probably make a sound argument for five, maybe six guys to win it at the moment, so let's just see how the next 20+ games go.

I would prefer the luck really take the wheel over the next six weeks, but that's probably asking too much.

I knew the Devils weren't doing well in this regard, but hadn't looked at the team-level stuff in a couple months and this is stunning. That defence group sucks?

update on botched retrieval% + failed exit% for each team's defence group. here they are in 2025-26 (x-axis) with the team's goals-for/60 rate (y-axis). tracking data from @allthreezones.bsky.social

the problem, of course, is whether LAK management
A) realizes they need to overhaul half the blue line and
B) targets the right guys or focuses on the Logan Stanley/Luke Schenn types.

I'm interested to see what LAK does this week because I genuinely believe if they overhaul half the blue line - trade for Dougie then any two of Murphy, Risto, or Whitecloud - then they can be a pretty good team. But it's real 'shit or get off the pot' time. Chips in or stand pat. No half measures.

Among 363 forwards with at least 400 minutes of 5v5 ice time this season, Jamie Benn (2.7) ranks 11th by points/60, settling between Mark Stone (2.72) and David Pastrňák (2.68). Ok, man.

Helene Elliott probably would have been the person to do it. Wish she were still a full-time columnist.

a screenshot of lineups proceeding past the first round of Underdog's Best Puck Classic fantasy hockey tournament. It is 12/22 lineups succeeding.

the percentage of lineups with a given player. these are the centres, and it's Celebrini at 40.9%, and both Thompson and Carlsson at 31.8%

the percentage of lineups with a given player. these are the wingers and it's Dylan Holloway at 50%, Nikolaj Ehlers at 45.5%, and Andrei Svechnikov at 40.9%

the percentage of lineups with a given player. these are the defencemen and it's Sam Rinzel at 36.4%, Charlie McAvoy at 31.8%, and both Roman Josi and Zach Werenski at 22.7%

well, got 12/22 lineups through in Underdog's Best Puck Classic. Pretty happy with that. I would like to thank:
- Macklin Celebrini
- Tage Thompson
- Leo Carlsson
- Andrei Svechnikov
- Charlie McAvoy
- Roman Josi
- Jet Greaves

tweet-length review of Scream 7:
1 - Neve Campbell reasserts why she's the Scream Queen of her generation. She is truly great here. So are Jasmin Savoy Brown & Mason Gooding.
2 - The nostalgia-porn is beyond absurd
3 - The story has logic holes big enough to drive a freight train through
it's fine

Don’t mean to flood your mentions but holy fuck man

I’m so angry I’m sweating

Settling in for a packed showing of Scream 7. Haven’t read a thing about it. I thought Barrera/Ortega were generally great in the previous two so I’m nervous but let’s see how this goes.

Uh oh.

tbh he might not even be the worst GM in California

if the Kings are lucky, Ken Holland is only gonna set the franchise back five years. If they're not lucky, maybe 10.