Chip In Hell

Chainsaw man.....

but have you seen the condiment sow

A skeletal figure floats off the ground, wrapped in a cape made of autumn leaves. It wields a scythe adorned with a harvest of gourds.

Repostin' The Autumnal. Manifesting my seasonal mood.

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

the people in charge find "rokos basilisk" -- as best i can tell some sort of internet forum post made by a onanistic goober -- a high-level intellectual concept

2019: $27 to Bernie Sanders

2025: Gnosticism

a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with a wrestler logo on his jacket ALT: a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone with a wrestler logo on his jacket

The Catholic Church seeing the google trends for "rosary beads" today

the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too

Vermont's first neonics restrictions go into effect The state has implemented a ban — with some exemptions — on pesticides called neonicotinoids. The new policy will impact farmers, landscapers, and pollinators.

Last year, Vermont became the second state in the nation to ban pesticides called neonicotinoids.

Many farmers use neonic-treated seeds to keep pests away, but they are toxic to pollinators like honey bees.

Naomi Wolf saying “I don’t even know what this is, Salem, MA” with a picture of the sky.

Once in a lifetime opportunity to give this woman a chop suey sandwich and tell her it’s a regular hamburger.

punting on 2nd and 3 at the opponent’s 20 is something we will never ever see in football, because if a coach was trying to throw a game there are many more subtle ways of doing so. this is probably the closest thing to that we’re likely to see

no reason not to primary chuck schumer now

anyone's guess how this actually shakes out but this is absolutely the bit to start with

MoMA sculpture of a suspended collection of different-colored stuffed animals, stitched together facing inward

some of you on here

bookmark practice!

belike the whole world’s a ball, as you scholars have it; and so ’tis right to make one ballroom of it.

their three Nantucket irons entered the whale

They’re always covered in blood

The white whale is their demigorgon.

the fact that Trump is such a bad politician he managed to lose a different country's election really just proves how awful his opponents have been in the U.S. presidential elections

salemposting

donald trump and the entire rights reaction to this moment has shown they were unprepared for any of the backlash they’re receiving and that’s why it has to be kept up

Kow Yokoyama, cover art for Guide to D&D, 1987

Kow Yokoyama, cover art for Guide to D&D, 1987

Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.

always a good time to give a bookish kid who thinks magic is cool the Earthsea books

I just know this is going viral

Crusade Against “Anti-Christian Bias” is Donald’s DEI Report on your colleagues, State Department says

Trump admin orders diplomats to rat on colleagues for "anti-Christian bias," according to a leaked cable I published in full: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/crusade-ag...