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Photographer, tea drinker, art maker, trans/non-binary entity, occasional writer of a weird comic book. tristancrane.com hereportraits.com

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Someone desperately wants to write the next 'Sex in the City', but no one wants to even think about the sex she's had, and whom she's had it with.

04.12.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"He does not call the whole thing off but forgives us time to restore ourselves and then calls for another take" ??? Maybe I am better at writing than I realize because this is wildly bad.

04.12.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna go with it's both, she didn't write it and also she's not very smart.

04.12.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory Meow Wolf photo.

24.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a loss.

22.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is horrifying and heartbreaking in equal measure.

19.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The DOJ Subpoenaed Patient Info From a Gender-Affirming Care Clinic. It Fought Back. A Washington judge quashed the Trump administration's attempt to subpoena patient information from the telehealth practice QueerDocβ€”but the fight may not be over.

What do we say when the government comes asking for data it's not entitled to? Fuck you, make me.

www.autonomynews.co/doj-subpoena...

19.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Aforementioned beastie. I raised her from a 5lb kitten who fit into my hand and she's my world. I'd do anything for her and I also know that everything won't be enough.

19.11.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is terrible and super bad.

19.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hell we walk through to save an 11lb creature who's primary talent is licking her own asshole and causing me stress. And money, of course.

19.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's cool that our senate did a thing? Maybe? But also my cat is sick so that's basically all I can think about regardless of if the rest of the world is burning.

19.11.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

19.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This kind of thing makes me believe that maybe the timeline jumping theory has some basis in fact. Get me off this one, plz.

18.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

murica.

18.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So is my arthritic cat.

18.11.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess it's good news that our passports will be valid until they expire, because that's a basic human right under what should be a reliable law. I guess.

18.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dancer crouches, holding a mask, they are a silhouette standing on a cliff during golden hour on the Mendocino coast, the ocean and sunset are golden in the background.

A dancer crouches, holding a mask, they are a silhouette standing on a cliff during golden hour on the Mendocino coast, the ocean and sunset are golden in the background.

18.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sharing a few images from this recent performance by Jas Lin, opening a show at the Mendocino Art Center on the california coast.

17.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

12.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1084    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

If I had a therapist I'd figure that out. ; )

11.11.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Miniature Wars of Louisville β€” Switchboard Magazine At the Kentucky State Fair, craftsman Preston Polingβ€”known online as The Bearded Miniaturistβ€”upended the genteel world of dollhouses with a scandalous 1:12-scale creation called The Casting Couch. His...

If you read one story today about the sea change and DRAMA taking place in the American Dollhouse Miniatures community, make it this one. www.switchboardmagazine.com/monthly/the-...

10.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just cause the Supreme Court did one thing right today doesn't erase all of the other bullshit.

10.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Text: "Can you help us raise 40K this month to provide fair healthcare benefits for all our staff + an as-needed healthcare fund for our volunteers? By people for people. Not bots since 1998," beside Scarleteen logos.

Text: "Can you help us raise 40K this month to provide fair healthcare benefits for all our staff + an as-needed healthcare fund for our volunteers? By people for people. Not bots since 1998," beside Scarleteen logos.

Scarleteen has been providing free sex education since 1998 and we believe in sex ed for all! We ALSO believe health educators deserve healthcare and we’re raising $40,000 to support our staff and volunteers. Donate here, and more details in thread: www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...

10.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I really picked the wrong timeline to re-watch the Chernobyl mini series.

10.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's reveling in having sucked the life force from yet another stooge and will live another day.

06.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this website, have sent it to many young folk and adults as well, since so few of us had access to affirming, unbiased information about relationships, sexual health, and how to grow healthier relationships with our own bodies as we explore our wants and needs.

06.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way they immediately tried to silence the press says it all.

06.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All this is true, plus he paved the way for the insane assholes currently destroying our country and the planet. What a legacy.

04.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let Them Eat Gatsby While SNAP benefits are slashed, a recession looms, and farmers watch their crops fail, Trump hosted an obscene display of wealth. Over the weekend, images of an obscenely wealthy Gatsby-themed Hallo...

For my newsletter today, I wrote about America's Gilded Age vibes following this weekend's end of SNAP funding juxtaposed with the obscene display of wealth of Trump's Gatsby party. www.burnsnotice.com/let-them-eat...

03.11.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

This idiot looks like a president in an Alan Moore dystopian comic, but yet, here we are. What a dark time in our history.

29.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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