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@312stuttgart.bsky.social

Bringing Chicago-based #VfB Stuttgart supporters together since 2024, because you can't spell Vienna fucking Beef without VfB. Run by @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social.

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01.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the top of the Bundesliga table, showing spots 3-6 only separated by six points and each club having a GD between 12 and 18. Stuttgart is in 4th with 46 points and a +16 GD. Above them is Hoffenheim with 46 points and a +18 GD. Below them is Leipzig with 41 points and a +12 GD (and also one match in hand).

Screenshot of the top of the Bundesliga table, showing spots 3-6 only separated by six points and each club having a GD between 12 and 18. Stuttgart is in 4th with 46 points and a +16 GD. Above them is Hoffenheim with 46 points and a +18 GD. Below them is Leipzig with 41 points and a +12 GD (and also one match in hand).

Obviously a match we were expected to win but when you look at spots 3-6 on the table, adding four goals to our GD could end up being VERY significant to our Champions League ambitions

01.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Eins... zwei... drei... VIER!!!

01.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know Wolfsburg is trash but our Jungs may be hitting their stride at the perfect time

01.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2:0!!!!!

01.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deniz says "PUT ME ON THE WORLD CUP SQUAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW"

01.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very cool. However, as the (un)official VfB Fangruppe in Chicago, we feel compelled to point out that the Harlem Globetrotters are not a New York team. They were founded in Chicago and later changed their name to Harlem because that was the center of Black culture at the time.

28.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Onward and upward 🀍❀️🐊

26.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A bit of a mauling - and for once, I’m not seeking to use the word Maultaschen in connection with Stuttgart.

19.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

How many drams of Scotch have you guys had tonight? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

19.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EXCELLENT start to the knockout stage. Let's take care of business against Heidenheim on Sunday and then head back to Neckar and finish what we started in a week!

19.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: they did not stop

19.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't stop now Jungs!!!

19.02.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We are live w/ @brehlol.bsky.social from @50plusdoner.bsky.social to talk 🐊🐐⚽️

Hop on the YouTube machine… if you like stuffed animals πŸ₯°

17.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed (with all due respect to Derek Rae)

14.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should definitely have a "no commentary" optional feed for every game cuz its kind of a vibe

14.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course we have to pay for Bayern's sins

08.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to think somebody at St. Pauli has incriminating photos of Hoeneß

07.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also maddeningly inconsistent: handball calls

07.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This club is maddeningly inconsistent

07.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Dammit now I have that stupid Backstreet Boys song stuck in my head

07.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Brustring Boys

07.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VfBPop Buli Hunters

07.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHT'S

07.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This right here πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌ From RΓΌdiger to Silas to Leweling, VfB's history offers plenty to celebrate this Black History Month and all year long!

02.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Bundesliga manager can do basic math

31.01.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those gray coats with the black and gold VfB crest are sweet

29.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🀍β™₯️

29.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Between Demir-O-vich and Le-WELL-ing we've got some interesting pronunciations today

29.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My God, Help Me To Survive This Deadly Love

16.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0