How To Date A Cylon

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Reason #97

Because I’m fluent in sarcasm, sincerity, and movie quotes—
and I know exactly when to use each one. 😉

Multilingual in charm and chaos.
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Reason #96

Because if mirrors could talk,
they’d roll their eyes every time I say,
“Don’t worry, Tricia’s the hot one.” 😉

My reflection agrees. Every time. 😂
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Reason #95

Spent last week at Hogwarts—
took Transfiguration, Charms, and Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Pretty sure I’m certified to make you levitate… or at least blush.

Still waiting on my letter. “Accio Girlfriend” works though. 😂
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Reason #94

Because I understand the moments when you need to be alone.
Reflection isn’t distance—it’s strength.
I’ll be there when you’re ready,
not asking where you went, just welcoming you back.

Love doesn’t chase. It waits with open arms.

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Reason #93

Because if we were in grade 1,
I’d pass you a folded note that said:
“Do you like me? ☐ Yes ☐ No ☐ Maybe”
…and spend the rest of recess praying you checked the right box.

Still waiting for you to pass that note back. 😂
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Reason #92

Because every crazy cat lady deserves one patient man
who knows how to share a couch, a blanket,
and about half his side of the bed.

If the cats approve, I’ll consider myself adopted.

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Reason #91
Because I’ve been known to see and speak with the spirit world,
and they all keep saying the same thing: we’ve got a beautiful future together.

Even the tea leaves agree… though they did ask for a refill. Ghost-approved. Tea-leaf certified
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Reason #90

Because we’ve both got metal under the skin.
You, me—two walking magnets.
Together, we’re one arc reactor short of world domination. 😉

If we ever fly together, TSA’s getting a show.

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Reason #89

Because if we crossed paths at the same party,
you’d notice. And somehow, the noise, the crowd, the world—
would fade until it was just us, and the sun reminding us it’s tomorrow.

Some things don’t need chasing—they collide.

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Reason #88

Because like a tequila shot and a playful bite—
you didn’t see me coming… but you’ll never forget that I did. 😉

Zero regrets. Maybe a hangover and a bruise or two … but zero regrets. 😂

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Reason #87

I alphabetize my spice rack but once got kicked out of IKEA for building a fort. I am chaos… but scented like cinnamon.

Call it what you want — I call it OCD Chaos (and it smells like cinnamon).

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Reason #86

Because most men take the easy road—flowers, candy, the usual script. I deal in something larger. Heaven and Earth.
Wait for Reasons 103 and 104…you’ll see what I mean. 😉

The easy road never leads to Heaven.

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Reason #85

Because I’m the type of man that will ruin dating for you.
If you don’t believe me… just wait until Reasons 103 and 104.

Fair warning: everything after me feels like a sequel that didn’t need to happen.
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Reason #84

Because no matter what happens in this country, my passport will always say Canadian. Dual Citizenship has its perks-like maple syrup, healthcare, and a backup plan if politics get too crazy.

Back-up plan? More like better plan.
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Reason #83

Because I’ll never just say “it looks great” to get us out the door.
So if I say you look incredible, you can believe it’s 100% real…
and if it’s not, I’ll help you find the one that is.

Honesty: sometimes risky, always worth it.

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Reason #82

Because our story could be straight out of a Hallmark movie—
the big-city guy, the farm-girl heart,
a little holiday magic,
and one unforgettable kiss that makes the credits roll.

Think Hallmark… with a little HBO after dark.😉

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Reason #81

Because I’m the kind of man you can bring home to mom and dad—polite, charming, and the guy they’ll brag about to the neighbors…right before wondering how you convinced me to date you. 😉

I clean up well—just ask your parents.

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Reason #80

Because I’m man enough to let you handle the snakes—while I cheer you on from a safe distance. 🐍😂

Snakes? That’s all you, farm girl. I’ll guard the wine. 🍷😂 Though it may be gone when you get back.

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79 reasons in… and I still haven’t officially asked you out. Yet.
For now, I just wanted to write you a letter of thanks.
Through this playful journey, I’ve learned a lot about you…
and even more about myself.

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Reason #79

Because I’m not like most men
I’m a giver, not a taker.
I stay until every shiver runs its course,
until there’s nothing left but trembling silence…
and the look on your face that tells me I’ve gone far enough.

TapOut isn’t quitting. It’s you finally whispering mercy.

Went yesterday. It was brilliant in so many ways. Loved it.

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Reason #78

Let’s not ignore the obvious…
because we’re both single.
1 + 1 = 2,
and in this case, maybe a hell of a lot more.

Two cats, two goats, and knowing that you + me = hell of a lot more. 😉 Cat Farm

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Reason #77

Because I don’t just admire—I create.
I took your role, your fire, and created a song/video for you to remember.

When I show up, it’s not with likes—it’s with legacy.
Red dress. Red heels. Full heart.

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Reason #76

Because I'll still want to kiss you in our 90s-teeth in a glass, rocking chairs creaking, and neighbors wondering why the porch lights keep flickering 😉

If 70s is the start line, I'll still be sprinting for your kiss at 90.

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Reason #75

Because I’m patient, persistent… and a little bit stubborn in all the right ways.

Our first date might not happen until I’m 75… But I already know you’ll still be rocking that red dress—and I’ll still be trying to get you out of it. 😜

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Reason #74

I prefer a tomboy—the kind who can wrestle with goats, fix a fence, or tackle me in the mud…and then walk into dinner looking like she was born on a runway.

I don’t mind getting dirty… especially if you’re involved 😉

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Reason #73

Anyone can text “Good morning.”
I’ll write it in fresh snow at sunrise—
with a snow angel beside it.
Romance, effort… and just enough crazy to make you laugh before your first sip of coffee.

And if the snow’s yellow—wasn’t me. 😉 ... It was the goat.

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