Belfast Fella

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When: 22-31 October.
How: post a screenshot of your donation to @babuskayoriley.bsky.social , pfp & choice of a cell on the board.
What: receive a transformation into a pumpkin or a vampire/zombie/witch. The big battle starts when all the combatants are in place!

Hello-ween time, good fellas!! We are inviting you to take part in the battle of pumpkins and vampires! Pick an orange cell to stand for pumpkins. If your colour is black, be a vampire. Interested? Any donation to AssHammer = you are in.

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Girls, hear me out: EURO 1400, material: hairy lambskin, weight: 550 gr

😹 omg all of a sudden I know how you feel

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Wikipedia cannot be more specific than that, 2026 it is. Mark your calendar, don't plan anything. Show up prepared.

Hello #nafo world,in October the Nobel Peace Prize Committee will announce this year's winner. Competing are trump &musk, a russian singer, more russians&belorussians, the Pope, & 300 secret participants.
I will help you get nominated for next round, see @babuskayoriley.bsky.social for details!!

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Too late now. Let's plan the next end of the world. I have checked a Wikipedia article named a list of apocalyptic events scheduled for the future, and please mark your calendar for 2026.

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They are, aren't they?!! 👇

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OMG I insist you don't go out. But do you have a group chat of your community and perhaps any neighbours you don't like?

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But did you look well? They are masters of hide. Hiding. Hideous.

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Good evening you all, did anyone get raptured today? I was waiting for raptors all day. I was so alert I got tired, and had to take a 2h nap. I'm afraid I missed something important. If you took any good pictures please share 🥺

@belfastresident.bsky.social : Attention #allnafo: If you have recently invented a geographically challenging conflict, you may be eligible for a Nobel Peace Prize nomination. Donate to AssHammer
🅿️🅿️ enotsobaka@ukr.net (preferred)
☕️http://buymeacoffee.com/enotsobakam
and mark yourself nominated. 👇👇

Blocked him or her

Here’s an idea. The west has held about $300 billion in Russian assets. They should release 2 billion a day to Ukraine until Russia stops the war, or they disperse it all.

Then Russia will have to accept the war has an additional real cost per day

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🔼It’s #ToonieTuesday 🔼

This week we’re joining @rimafellaria.bsky.social to raise funds for the 𝟭𝟯𝘁𝗵 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗗𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁, 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲.

Donate €£$2 📬screenshot in replies &🚀

🔗 www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
🅿️ 🅿️ PayPal.me/RimaFellaria

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You likely know my husband. He was at that conference.

"𝙁𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨"

This week, we will be supporting @cossackgundi.bsky.social and the DIU International Legion 2nd Squadron raising funds for a 4x4 vehicle.
Donate €2 £2 $2 📬 screenshot in replies & repost

🅿️🅿️ www.paypal.com/paypalme/EastLancs4Ukraine1

☕ buymeacoffee.com/el4ukr

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Thank you 🙏 I won't. I don't like weeping

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A little bit about myself: I had time before my bus & checked m&s, they were selling sugar 25 p per kg. I grabbed 5 kgs. I had time before my third bus & checked m&s, they were selling rice 10 p a bag. Guess who showed up to work with 2 5kg bags? Guess who's 3 hours away from home with 10kg in hands

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Today I discovered that there is a website called *did the dog die* where you can check if the dog or any other animal dies in a film you want to watch. You just need to search *did the dog die in, followed by the name of the film*. I don't want to watch a film if the dog dies!!

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I came across a meme today 😆👇👇
Someone wants to try *Morning Lenin* 🥺
The deodorant was named "Morning Linen", so it's an honest mistake 🤭

🪖𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗗𝘂𝗴 𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗽🪖
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$𝟮𝟱,𝟲𝟬𝟱 has been raised with @teoyaomiquu.bsky.social for 2 excavators and a🚚 for the 72nd Separate Mechanized Brigade.
This community delivered!

If you missed us yesterday, Toonies are still being accepted on this Orthodox #ToonieTuesday.
Check out our post below and Toonie on⤵️⤵️⤵️

That's an offer one can't miss!!

⚡ Match Boost!
Now at $769 / $1,165 for Khartiia Brigade’s ground evac drone 🛡️
👉 Next $5 donations get double tickets (matched up to 10) 🎟️🎟️
Every donor’s avatar joins the mission picture 🖼️🐾

Let’s roll this drone to the finish! 🚀

Another out of this world recipe!!

The beginning looked like a Jurassic park 🤭

Good morning friends,
Wiggles and giggles 👇 to you if you support Ukraine