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Bill Krystal

@bill-krystal.bsky.social

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20 Followers  |  22 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2025  |  1.9265

Latest posts by bill-krystal.bsky.social on Bluesky

do yourself a favor and try the pizza

04.12.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dont piss on my back and tell me its raining. who do you think you are, al roker? just keep pissing buddy

04.12.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you scratch my back i scratch yours, except our backs are shoes. and the backscratchers, well those are piss

04.12.2025 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i always preferred the buddy method

04.12.2025 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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(furrows brow)

04.12.2025 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

recently implemented a second roll to the cuff on my jeans that people are calling "brave"

04.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bossman: you've been working hard lately. why dont you use my office to watch 2003 film Goodbye, Dragon Inn?

04.12.2025 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(double jumps)

04.12.2025 13:46 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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if having too much aura was a crime

04.12.2025 13:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thats buzzing me. that buzzes my dick

04.12.2025 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie tomorrow

04.12.2025 12:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

any time one of my mutuals says something unfunny i picture myself crossing their name off a list

04.12.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been thinking about baseball a little bit lately. The crack of the bat, etc.

04.12.2025 03:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

✍️

02.12.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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heads up, we got lunch inbound, 10 clicks and closing fast

02.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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byd dashboard robot, but morte

02.12.2025 15:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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let me break it down for you

02.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you, aki kaurismaki, for showing me this wonderful salad that I assume people in Finland eat every night

02.12.2025 00:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No idea at all what’s happening in this movie. Been looking at my phone almost the whole time. 3/5

01.12.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surprised how much I actually like these. Picking up a pair

01.12.2025 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cheeky bugger…

01.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are looking for some new pants. If you are passionate about a particular pant, we would like the hear from you

01.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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found an account on instagram where every caption was some variation on "IF HAVING TOO MUCH AURA WAS A CRIME" for ai generated videos of guys in balenciaga jumping off of skyscrapers

01.12.2025 20:07 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

some rouladen would go fucking crazy right now

01.12.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

went a christmas themed tiki bar this weekend (good)
where the only music they played was pop punk covers of christmas carols loud enough to clip the speakers (very bad)

01.12.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

why doesnt smartwool make a phthalo green sock

01.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going to rewatch wim wenders' perfect day the way it was intended - on peloton tablet screen with audio distorting at 70% on the built in speakers

01.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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