Spencer Albee

Modern politics.

…and when I was about to post this, my phone slipped out of my hand and in an effort to catch it, I spilled my tea all over my jacket and snapped out loud “you know, who needs it?” I guess it isn’t working as well as I thought.

I started sarcastically playing the Laverne and Shirley theme song in the morning and doing a really terrible Up With People-style dance to it to get us (see: me) “pumped up” for the day and it’s actually working. Will continue genuinely.

I hope everyone’s ready for more of the same shit I post on Instagram!