good sex-doer

If you add 12 then subtract 40 it converts to kelvin!

Several

The triple threat

wait you can DO that?

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when people try n tell me his name is Remy not Ratatouille

Listen, I don’t normally defend Sydney

I give it a month before Trump just stops bombing Iran, withdraws all troops, and the admin tries to pretend this whole thing never happened except to tick up the phony “number of wars stopped by trump” up by 1.

I’m not being flippant about the event. This is a comment on his stupid governance.

We might be starting world war 3 after a halfwit paedophile grifted his way into power because a not insubstantial amount of the population of the most powerful country in the world are incredibly racist and sexist but at least we are all poor and about to lose our jobs to glorified spellcheckers.

Exponential

Someone sent me a meeting request for 6:30pm so I sent them a brief update on where a project was at and they cancelled.

I did it. The meeting actually was just an email.

⭐Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/#a

important

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I googled ventrilo to see how it’s doing these days and I found a 7 year old reddit thread from someone looking to interview people who “still use” ventrilo or teamspeak.

This is the guy from the pina colada song

4 is for how many wheels it has

Every time my wife gets sick and takes a day off work, something breaks. It used to be Xbox live would go down whenever she wanted to play some halo or call of duty.

Today she logged off early and wanted to watch YouTube in bed.

What I’m saying is, this is her fault.

Legion: the difference between our ideologies is not that one is right and one is wrong, they have each performed calculations on the same data and achieved two different but equally correct results

Shepard: no the other geth are wrong

Legion: you’re right! Thanks for the correction.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

pikachu, with the same surprised expression as a cheap inflatable love doll

Owlbear: back the fuck up or I will gut you

Tav: ok, got it, sorry to disturb you

Tav [does not in fact back up]

Owlbear: }:(

Tav:

My second favourite movie of all time

A decorative wooden dish with a pearl-like inlay, containing a brightly coloured ceramic frog, which is sitting cheerfully under a bough of plastic imitation orchids

My apartment building has bookings for BBQs & it’s a crapshoot as to whether people give a shit. And that’s in an environment where we’re all accountable to each other.

Also one of the bbq areas is near the pool so people have thought booking the bbq entitles them to exclusive use of the pool too.

In GTA6 you should be able to use your own Spotify playlists except every time you steal a car you have to spend two minutes syncing your phone to the entertainment system

I played all of GTA Vice City without listening to the in game soundtrack once, which was probably a mistake, but I did enjoy listening to a eclectic mish mash of mp3s I’d downloaded off of Napster.

Come to think of it the game was probably pirated too.

Oh my god

Bike cop tripped over his own bike, let’s punch the nearest bystander.