good sex-doer

Evangelion on SBS.

That’s totally different Leena, the great cornholio had depth, character, gravitas, and needed TP for his bunghole

Foreign interests are literally buying the White House, it’s not even a metaphor, that’s just what’s happening right now because king trump wants a ballroom. And his weird fans still think he’s paying for it out of his own pocket because he’s such a nice guy.

What if you just dunked them in quick shade or nuln oil

You’re actually off by ten years! It was 1984 and 1988.

When I was about 6 or 7 I found an old money bank of my dad’s that had old $1 and $2 notes in it. I had never seen them before and thought they were fake play money. The $2 note was only replaced by the $2 coin a year or so earlier.

Spider-mans

I’m like 60% confident the Louvre heist was a publicity stunt.

Suitcases

So basically the ceasefire lasted just long enough to let the displaced refugees from having their city bombed into rubble return to their ruined homes before continuing the bombardment, ensuring that civilian casualties are maximised?

Spotify AI DJ just roasted me by prefacing “Beer” by Reel Big Fish by saying that I was in the top 2% of listeners last week.

They haven’t published a Megagame since One Must Fall 2097, just normal games.

I’d even accept a Jazz Jackrabbit at this point but no, that miserable green bastard doesn’t even get Fortnite skins.

Clair Obscura ass game

You stick your pinky out while holding it

You know what I haven’t seen lately? Elon Musk stepping on a rake so it flies up and hits him in the face, making him tumble down a flight of stairs breaking his arms and legs and landing in a pit full of horny porcupines.

The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy that began with Introductory Handjobs, and the disappointing sequel, Penultimate Handjobs.

If I put a line like this in a report to my global exec he’d tell me to remove it, remind me who the audience for the report is, lecture me on professionalism, and then ponder why he or anyone else on the room would care remotely about my measly ten bucks.

Since getting invited to participate in fantasy football, I hate every player on my bench who out scores the players I fielded. Not because I made bad decisions, but because they did it specifically to spite me.

It’s true, I got this tattooed on my chest and now my wife fucks loads of different guys while I get to watch

Maybe they need a ceasefire agreement has anyone tried that

You are trapped inside an oculus rift headset. You can choose between censored Japanese porn or playing beat saber.

I’m sure the republicans would be real worried if America was going to have elections in the future

lmao what a fucking dork

Lasagna

So I’m sitting there with my dingus out when Yoda wobbles in on his cane trying not to feel nervous about whether his hands are steady or not, right?
Then, all of a sudden he whips out his lightsaber and starts doing backflips and shit. Absolutely unacceptable levels of foreskin related stress.

Technically this is a family guy quote

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When the waitress at the Indian restaurant asks how spicy I want my vindaloo

99bil should be a fair buy it now price on eBay. I’m not greedy.