Kaybaret

Hi Bsky! It's been a minute. A lot has been going on. Really-real life be really-real life-ing. But I've missed you and I hope to start sharing some ropey shenanigans soon. Xo 🦝

I miss rope. I miss fucking up my rope partners. 😭

Ergh. Currently in my feels about something that 100% should not matter. Something I should not give any energy to... And yet, I am.

Human emotions are bullshit.

Top view of a person with pink hair with rope tied on it. The rope is running through a carabiner and has tension on it.

Ah labbing out hair ties on myself so I can fuck up my partners more. Always good fun.

I'm demoing rope at a vanilla event tomorrow night. Gonna tie some of my favourite humans! I'm really excited!

#TeamFuckery

In this case, thankfully (?), it was a series of partials where there wasn't a lot of load on that line. It was an inexperienced rigger, so I'm hoping to use it as a teachable moment.

two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room . Alt: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in a room .

Joining rope on your uplines is still a terrible idea, right? 🤔

(Just checking because I saw some of that sketchy shit tonight....)

My actual face when I saw it:

🫣😂

What flavour of asexual am I? Anyone? 🤣

Sexual orientation is almost as weird as gender. I might be on the asexual spectrum but I'm not sure.

I know I have demi tendencies.

There are times when I am absolutely feral & just want a lot of plentiful fucking.

But then I can go YEARS without any sexual contact & it doesn't bother me.

Gods, I loathe being super in my feelings about assholes who don't matter.

This summer, I REALLY want to have more outdoor rope adventures.

I also want to get a bunch of my favourite ropey humans together in a cabin in the mountains for a epic ropey weekend.

I keep forgetting about Bluesky. I'm so bad at the socials. 🫣😫😂

This is absolutely breathtaking! 😍

The top wrap of a gote is a hojo cuff 🤯

I'm still bummed out because I was really looking forward to hanging out with this human.

It'll just happen later or it wont. And if it doesn't, that's ok too.

Today, the RSD stopped by to say "S'up, nerd!"

But instead of spiraling out and acting impulsively, I approached it with some curiosity and was able to deconstruct it quickly.

#rsd #neurodivergent #anxiety #trauma

a close up of a monster with purple hair and a purple face Alt: a close up of a grotesque monster turning their face.

Determining what to wear for a rope performance is so stressful.

Especially since I'm like..."No, no, look at the gorgeous bottom! Pay no attention to the creature tying the ropes."

😍😍😍

robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: From the film, The Avengers, Robert Downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie. He's also rolling his eyes in annoyance.

But also this....

Describe your in-person social skills with one image

Hard to believe that there are still rope teachers who don’t name their bottoms in their promotional posts.

Also disappointing to see venues still allowing this.

Show me your pet(a) and what they are named after.

A karambit knife is suspended with rope. The tip of the knife is balanced under the chin of a black non-binary human who is tied in a gote with third rope (Shibari).

don’t laugh too hard now… your life is on the line

(wow, knives are so hot)

A graphic drawing of a person’s head. Written inside we see their thoughts are: speak words of affirmation. show this person how much you love them, the speech bubble coming out of their mouth says: i going to bite you…

Nom nom nom…

people of bluesky! let’s get to know each other — quote share with one of your favorite movies in GIF form

Trainspotting 💗

Close up of a naked breast with a black tank top drape to the left side of the photo.

I forgot a photo... So here's a 50 year old boob.

Yesssssss! Lemonade is the best!

It's kind of breaking my brain that I can post photos of my tits here.

If you see this, do it!

Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5’5"
Shoe: 8.5
Zodiac: Scorpio
Smoke: Not really. Gimme edibles! I microdose like a champion!
Tattoos: 5 (and have a consult for the next one in a couple of weeks!)
Piercings: too many?
Fav drink: Lemonade