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good morning ben. And to the moon if course.

05.03.2026 08:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Usually deserted outside when I walk to work at 0530 so it's not been a problem before, but today someone heard me jubilantly saying good morning to The Moon and looked at me ☹️

05.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

??

04.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is Rita Ora on the ads for the big flavour wraps???

04.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dal good!

04.03.2026 21:05 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

21/🧵

Curry Club, Barkingside
(Yes it's called that)

Curries very good and flavourful, breads strong and service good.

Poppadoms presented poorly and mixed with unwanted starch extrusions.

All starters treated as "small plates" and served with all mains (bad)

Vibe challenged

6.8/10 popadoms

04.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 3640 🔁 848 💬 20 📌 14

my genius move of putting a personal box of ice cubes in the work freezer continues to cause happiness for me and envy for others

03.03.2026 07:44 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

day warm 🥺

02.03.2026 12:36 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Diana Rigg seasons ONLY

28.02.2026 08:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Icons everywhere

27.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry I willingly allowed your data to be harvested

26.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It removed the Via toilets and made it more scenic :(

26.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Try this

26.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Should have been called A Compilation Woman

26.02.2026 05:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FamilyDick will be devastated

24.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BBC Radio Berkshire - Secret Berkshire, Is this Britain's rarest postbox? Eton is home to one of Britain's rarest postboxes. Lorin Bozkurt tells its story.

Is this Britain's rarest postbox?
BBC Berkshire's Lorin Bozkurt met up with LBSG member Robert Cole to find out more www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

24.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They might be leaving more there each time to make sure they stay in business

23.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No id be on board if you had

22.02.2026 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh!!! It's the light reflection. I thought you'd put like ....a burrata in it

22.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unsure about this

22.02.2026 10:21 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

21.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yellow wristband that just says "Seaton tramway"

Omg this? We just forgot to take them off after the hottest most exclusive dance club night 🫢 how embarrassing you saw that x

21.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed, nothing in this photo is hung

21.02.2026 09:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tasteful caption

21.02.2026 08:50 — 👍 108 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Not this time!

21.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

20/🧵

Royal Jaipur, Winchester
2025 best SW England

Doesn't reaaally count as it was only Wil and I, but...passing by and accidentally went inside

Paneer: large
Curry: fairly good
Naan: bit pizza-y
Dessert: punky

Mostly quite good, service unintelligible, little chocolates and towels ✔️

6.9/10

20.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

How I feel when I go on adventures with my boyfriend and we get a nice dinner and have fun and there's a big puddle I get to drive through

20.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where

19.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Due to an incident involving a carbonated beverage incurring excessive movement when travelling, this Stadler Class 745 unit will now smell heavily of elderflower for quite a while

19.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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