@notalexis.bsky.social
Morning Footy on CBS Golazo Cooligans Stand up comedian Yes, I was on BoJack Horseman Born: Newark, Live: Brooklyn
Crushing it 👏👏👏👏
15.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Two dudes in shiesties on this train, one of them pulled it away from his mouth to eat the Nutella out of mini Nutella cookie sandwiches
I’m not sure how much longer I can go without laughing
Now I know how the English feel… suddenly raisins are spicy
05.04.2025 13:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
@chrispolanco.com whenever Everton draw against Arsenal:
05.04.2025 13:30 — 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂
25.03.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes 😂
21.03.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
LETS GOOOOO
18.03.2025 13:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
When @notalexis.bsky.social sees pepperoni
18.03.2025 12:09 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1😂😂😂😂 I spotted that bih and knew the craftsman 😂
20.03.2025 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
VAR for todays Arsenal Chelsea match
16.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Jack scored on the 10th anniversary of NYCFC. It’s poetry
08.03.2025 20:51 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thank you buddy! It was an honor getting to interview Pirlo 🙏
02.03.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Takes me a minute but eventually it’s starts flowing
26.02.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait till you get a load of em
26.02.2025 02:57 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0One of my favorite things I get to do is roast MLS/NWSL/and lower league teams at ISC
Remember folks, these are just jokes
2025 MLS & NWSL Roast at @iscsupporters.bsky.social in Minnesota. ❤️🔥
Available now on Patreon.com/soccercooligans
I knew I used it correctly incorrect
18.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@notalexis.bsky.social big news! You did use nonplussed correctly. Or at least incorrectly in the same way that most Americans use it.
18.02.2025 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'm in this tweet and I don't like it
14.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You can meet the toughest English dude, like a straight up killer, and be intimidated and then they’ll say some shit like “gobsmacked” and suddenly they feel all oldtimey and quaint
14.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Tarkovsky might’ve scored the Arsenal goal of the month 😂
12.02.2025 22:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN RECOGNIZED BY THE NEW YORK CITY COUNCIL FOR OUR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY 😭
Thank you to Councilman Moya for the recognition. 🏅
A really dope moment for us. 💙
This season has absolutely destroyed the aura around Pep
11.02.2025 21:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yup
11.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s funny watching the Real Madrid players hit the ground with their hands up expecting the calls they usually get in Spain
Arms all out looking confused
As I was saying
11.02.2025 21:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0City scoring is never the problem. City stopping the other team from scoring late in the game is ALWAYS the problem
11.02.2025 21:22 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3Mathys Tel’s agent rn
03.02.2025 14:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had no idea CapCut was part of the ban. I was using it on my desktop quite often.
Anyone got a replacement that does all the same things as CapCut desktop?
Trossard* got excited my bad
15.01.2025 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
