Justin 🇨🇦

BREAKING: We filed a class action lawsuit against ICE for denying people access to lawyers and subjecting them to inhumane conditions at 26 Federal Plaza in New York.

ICE is illegally holding people here for weeks, often without adequate access to medical care, food, or legal counsel.

I have to stop answering “have you ever been arrested?” with “I’ve never worn handcuffs involuntarily”. It’s like 50/50 they’ll get it.

Do Americans know how ridiculous they look?

And red states are going to vote red. Blue states will vote blue. Nothing will change.

So am I. You’d be amazed at how many of these laws are what you might call guidelines.

Who cares? There could be video taken by the Pope of Trump ass-fucking a 10 year old and he’d maybe lose 10 votes

I’m sorry, because you’re a brilliant writer and a decent person. But your country- my homeland- could be unimaginably richer with a sane immigration policy.

It’s not about just importing roofers. Some of them might want to be authors (poor kids). Who cares?

Ah. She’s a coward. Got it.

This narrative that immigrants are fruit pickers we need needs to stop. Yeah, the US had a couple million migrant workers it desperately needs. It’s got millions more who sat in your class.

It’s time to party like it’s 1789 and put smart people back in charge.

Or have a doctor. Or an engineer to design their house. Maybe even write books they want to read.

Immigrants aren’t all relatively low-skilled labor. My immigrantion from the Land of the Free to the Maple Leaf was…iffy (okay completely illegal) Wanna compare paychecks for that year?

It’s weird to live in a country filled with the kindest, most polite people I’ve ever met, who also say things like “the Geneva Suggestions“ (or, more worryingly, “the Geneva Checklist”) and then hurry to point out it’s not a war crime the first time.

Still not the 51st state.

I’m a software engineer. We track EVERYTHING. We know how many times you pressed “shuffle” on words with friends. We know how long you spent considering that coupon. They know.

Well, one can but hope that’s the stupidest thing I read today

Did she get kicked out?

I’m trying to arrange “party like it’s 1789” for tomorrow. What are you getting?

Two wars going on and he has time to talk about a comedian?

Counter point: “I really like the collour green, so they can” Justice Alito

My broder point is Americans (and I am one, no matter that my girlfriend yells at me in French) believe, if all else fails, they can use force to get what they want. It informs more of their policy than one cares to admit

I’m sorry - I did not and do not think you are a keyboard warrior. I only see jingoistic Americans that way. My apologies if that came across wrong.

WE SAID WE WERE SWERRY!!

Yeah. And in addition, 500 troops could hold this island from battalions. And that’s before the Americans learn what occupation looks like without Canadians to help.

I’m just profoundly tired of keyboard warriors. Can’t they get girlfriends or something?

Every major city in Canada was developed as a fort to piss off the French or the Brits. Montreal is an island. Toronto is a swamp. The invasion would mean 10s of thousands dead. That’s before Canadians start playing dirty and things get ugly. Trump needs to calm his titties and act like a grown up.

He won’t. The bloodshed is unimaginable. It’s an 8,000km unprotected border. Our national sport is a bar fight on ice skates. Force won’t work.

He’s bluff and bluster, and nothing more. #elbowsup

Fair winds and following seas. That’s amazing.

If one country’s head of government has 100 iq points on the other, he has to be nice.

We do have a couple advantages. Carney’s phd in economics, his two times leading economies out of crisis and the fact that Trump is as dumb as a box of dead flies.

They’re gonna add this to the Geneva Suggestions, aren’t they?

I’m not sure it’s the worst decision.

Can you give context here? Are you assigned a case and do your best to make sure justice is served? Can the AUSD ask for a dismissal? Sometimes good people have to do shitty things, but I don’t know how this bit works.

Van Gogh’s Ear in Venice wad like that (it was also a cafe, tbf). It was kind of awesome.

He does look worse and worse, but it not the job. He’s not aging like Obama or Bush. That’s what fear and a guilty conscience do to you.

Sure. Now simply have every football team refund the public money they needed for stadiums and I’ll quit making fun of them.