Alex Remnick

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Bsky rn

I just remembered I can post

If I'm elected, on my first day in office I'm declaring double war with Iran, and maybe one of the Baltics too. They've had it too good for too long.

You’re not a real New Yorker unless you get a little triggered every time you see a low flying plane near Manhattan

I was today years old when I realized “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte contains a Marion Barry diss.

a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers ALT: a man in a suit says let them fight in front of a group of soldiers

Big day for this GIF

"we could see BOOP" has been rattling around my brain since I heard it

I’ve seen housewives more desperate than you can possibly imagine

A moment for my outfit on Monday…

Please, my plaque psoriasis, it’s so mild to severe

If I send you this it means we’re getting blackout tn #thunderbolts

LEO?!? boring ass name

I know George Santos is objectively a bad person but there’s something I respect about a man who’s so committed to the bit he is literally willing to go to jail for it

It’s wild how basically the rest of the world is bilingual to accommodate English speakers while some Americans become enraged if they even hear a foreign language

Comment “for now” under every picture

Me af

Why does asking for the WiFi password at a bar or restaurant feel like a humiliation ritual?

New bit idea: ending every text message with “sent from my iPhone”

JESUS ON EASTER, TALKING TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE CELEBRATING 4/20:

“You know, I was cross faded once.”

Speak softly and Carrie a big Bradshaw

Keep calm and Carrie Bradshaw

I’m getting out of bed and going to my workout class even though I’m SO WARM and SO COMFY

Saxon bragging about going to Duke when he's clearly a legacy. #TheWhiteLotus

Hate to say it but #TheWhiteLotus finale was kinda disappointing. Not for any of the individual plot points, but it just felt kinda sloppy.

I hope people continue to unfairly hate on Wet Leg.

Less competition for tickets.

Not sure if this refers to yourself or another person but either way happy hunting

We are so cooked

I just listened to the new Wet Leg song 5 times back to back omg I love this band

Make Chipotle 21+ and a dispensary