Peyton

President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising.

Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.

[XENOMORPH ALIEN SKITTERS AT FULL SPEED DOWN CORRIDOR CEILING]

ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death

[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol

Only one day left until the discover feed becomes clogged with horny fanart of the grossest little bug guy from Silksong

the specific ones that were coming to mind in making this post were Scott's Window Resizing Utility and Tom's MIDI Player btw. they both do the thing they say
www.scottandmichelle.com/scott/progra...
www.grandgent.com/tom/projects...

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.

Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST

Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal

Peter Griffin from Family Guy lighting a bong next to a Cracker Barrel sign which says "Crack."

My logo change proposal.

#cracerbarrel #logo #petergriffin #familyguy #meme #fanart

The kids are alright

ahh yes, because when i buy wifi adapters, it's typically by the ounce

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com • 21m BREAKING: Cracker Barrel has officially announced that it has changed its decision and will be keeping the original logo Dr. Scott Crotum @tdickyb.bsky.social Ah what the fuck. My dad already killed himself

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

lol snapchat dancing hot dog

he still lives on in the world we left behind

team cherry is like "there wasn't any development hell. we just took seven years. you can wait." incredible. unparalleled. more of this.

OUTER WILDS MENTIONED

be nice today. just today. you can be extra evil tomorrow.

It's peak, i'm afraid

hooked on TADC I can't even lie it just keeps getting better

oh hey it's me!

king hill

it's bad!