Arc

lifting is so cool, you get new kinds of body dysmorphia you didn't even know existed

you need to be normiemaxxing. you need to be having a good day. you need to be having a swell time. when people see you they should think you're another p-zombie sleepwalking through life. you should be watching cable news. you gotta have a favorite sports team. you gotta be okay

how can you look at tinkerbell and not think "would," "would before the thought is even conscious," "would make a baseball team with her," "would destroy her organs," "would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to get a chance to lick her toilet seat"

if you look like this DM me ASAP

apartment gyms are so quiet it's spooky

they should make fishtank but instead of making people live together they should force them to run a b2b saas

japanese media be like
*That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Highschool Girl's Pantsu* and it's the tamest shit nary even a nipple in sight.
or
*Summer Memories* and it's illegal in 15 US states, tens of millions know its 6 digit serial number by heart out of sheer revulsion.

feel like a jew on christmas not playing the factorio DLC today

or bsky.app/profile/arct...

now im covered in grease
and im pulling her dick
while he's slapping my balls
and she's calling me fag
now he's touching my taint
and his fingers are cold
and my prostate is sore
but she's cum on my chest now
im a little whore now
let me cum

should I repost the old and gold tweets here for a best of? 🤔

many such cases

function health

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