Jonas Steinhäuser

Editorial offices be like: "Your manuscript has been unsubmitted. Please follow the style guide and format every second word of every sentence as Comic Sans MS and every odd sentence with small capitals. All nouns should have the color green. This will be 4,000$ for the editorial work we're doing."

Ja mega, hauptsache der Junge hat Freunde! Ob das jetzt Neonazi-Schlägertrupps sind, die ihn zu solchen Taten beglückwünschen... na, da muss man doch mal alle Augen zudrücken dürfen!!

How broken is academic publishing that it takes over 5 months for a freaking comment to be published in response to a flawed meta-analysis that included studies in duplicate? But maybe that's just a MDPI speciality since they don't charge for Comments and consequently don't care.

Congratulations @joste95.bsky.social ! We're looking forward to learning more about your research in Barcelona 🤝

With this automatically generated image by ESGE I'm thrilled to announce that I will be presenting two abstracts at #ESGEDays2025 about recording strategies for endoscopic videos in routine clinical practice and the resulting Dresden endoscopy ERCP dataset! @esge-news.bsky.social See you there!

Made myself the best birthday gift yesterday by finally submitting my dissertation, consisting of four research articles during my time with @stefanehrlichmdphd.bsky.social at his TransDeNLab. Feels great to finally get this across the finish line!

Something nice: If I ever produce something solid and meaningful, eLife will be my choice. Not even in research for that long, but already completely fed up with 'traditional' publishing...

Was für eine absolut dogmatische, kurzsichtige und kleingeistige Perspektive

Darmspiegelung kann der niedergelassene Gastroenterologe auch jetzt schon ambulant durchführen und ist ja per se keine „Spezialleistung“ oder? Hätte gedacht, dass insbesondere diagnostische, einfachere endoskopische Prozeduren auch so gut in der Fläche verfügbar wären.

Kemmerich ist aus dem Westen und ist nach der Wende rübergekommen um eine Friseurkette zu managen. Mist, geht der Joke nicht auf.

Proud to announce that both my girlfriend and I successfully graduated from medical school! Exam preparation with a 6-week old was not necessarily easy but Annina is an absolute rockstar. What a wonderful way to finish our time as students: Together, as a little family.

Hello world.