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No longer in good standing with the New York State bar My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net

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imagine how incoherent her unfiltered thoughts were

01.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really speaks to the sad state of journalism that a reporter wouldn’t just ask this slobbering moron what one thing has to do with the other.

01.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1629    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 1

yeah call me an idealist but my perfect statement would in fact mention the suffering of Iranians you dumb piece of shit

01.03.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

this isn't the worst of the Democrats' statements, but statements like this are a stark reminder that to many people, the real issue with the Iraq War was that Americans died. everything else is a footnote.

01.03.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1833    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

love this one but i wish they’d move the date window to 6 o’clock, it’s screaming for symmetry

01.03.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you ever catch me in this watch you’ll know that i’ve done an Ocean’s 11

01.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but i struggle to watch it because his collection makes me want to die

01.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is very cool. please wear it below your wrist bone though.

01.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m going to get my mind off of current events by launching a posting series i call β€œtwo watches i like.” here’s the Seiko Presage and the Parmigiani Fleurier Tonda PF in rose gold.

01.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 0

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

28.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4099    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 15

i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.

28.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3235    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15

???

26.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A print reading: Antonin Scalia is DEAD

The word "dead" is entirely wreathed in flowers.

A print reading: Antonin Scalia is DEAD The word "dead" is entirely wreathed in flowers.

The Supreme Court building, crumbling and decayed, and being overtaken by nature.

The Supreme Court building, crumbling and decayed, and being overtaken by nature.

The Supreme Court building, with a meteor hurling towards it in the background.

The Supreme Court building, with a meteor hurling towards it in the background.

A print of a Molotov cocktail with the tagline "I dissent."

A print of a Molotov cocktail with the tagline "I dissent."

It's our 6 year anniversary! Six whole years of laughing, crying, ranting, and otherwise muddling through it as the Supreme Court leads the fascist charge against democracy. We are celebrating with a sale on merch, up to 22% off, through midnight tomorrow.

fivefourpod.dashery.com

25.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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I can’t believe this is real

25.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7384    πŸ” 1003    πŸ’¬ 964    πŸ“Œ 1278

this stuff doesn’t even phase me anymore. at least once a year i get a letter that amounts to β€œhello, it’s FuelCorp - in 2017 you used one of our gas pumps. your social security number is now on the dark web.”

25.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1403    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 16

i’m sort of a politics savant

24.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

the democratic response to the SOTU should start with β€œis Donald Trump a pedophile?” and from there be entirely about the files

24.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5241    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 27

it’s true that policy statements by experts contain political bias. this is why when it comes to medical issues i exclusively trust mentally ill guys who did PPP fraud.

24.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Your Attorney General, Pam Bondi [SUBSCRIBER-ONLY] | 5-4 Get more from 5-4 on Patreon

Was she assembled in a lab by the Heritage Foundation? Summoned from beyond the veil by a MAGA demonologist? Or is she simply an emergent feature of Florida’s political swamp?

In this week’s premium episode, meet your very angry Attorney General, Pam Bondi.Β 

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24.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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The "Epstein Is A Moral Panic" Moral Panic | If Books Could Kill Get more from If Books Could Kill on Patreon

This month's bonus episode is about how "technically it's ephebophilia" went mainstream

23.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 416    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œrelatively” doing some of the heaviest lifting of its storied career

23.02.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s weird because i’m smart

23.02.2026 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this literally directly impacts a minority (people with global entry)

23.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 870    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
QT of my post saying β€œtextbook privilege”

QT of my post saying β€œtextbook privilege”

this website is full of insights

22.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1244    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

great news brother you don’t actually need the card

22.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you can get past the mission impossible-style security system protecting him, sure

22.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

trump just got rid of global entry while i’m out of the country? this is the most that politics has ever impacted me

22.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1963    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 5

never seen a serum they don’t like though

22.02.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A correction was made on Feb. 21, 2026: An earlier version of this article mischaracterized the composition of the Supreme Court during President Trump's first term. For most of the term, it included five Republican appointees, not six.

A correction was made on Feb. 21, 2026: An earlier version of this article mischaracterized the composition of the Supreme Court during President Trump's first term. For most of the term, it included five Republican appointees, not six.

that’s right

21.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0