you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

From the Twitter archives.

I wish every Dem office would read this and internalize it. "The only sensible and dignified course of action is to accept that Republicans are in charge and to focus in on making their unpopular actions as painful as possible...The job of the opposition is quite literally to oppose. Get to it."

He’s doing the meme

PSA: you do not have to watch the news tomorrow. You do not have to keep track of everything day 1. This is a marathon not a sprint. Take care of yourself and spend time with friends and family. I'll be out on the slopes wfh my partner enjoying nature. They can't take our joy, I won't let them.

I believe Los Angeles has less than 20 total and they’re supposed to host the Olympics… yikes

The image shows a TikTok office building with the TikTok logo prominently displayed in the foreground. Above the building, there is a "Spirit Halloween" banner featuring a cartoon grim reaper. The juxtaposition humorously suggests that the TikTok office has been taken over or replaced by a Spirit Halloween store.

That was fast.

Sure TikTok is banned but at least we got to see the Costco Guys give Rosa Parks a "big boom" before the app went dark, and you really can't put a price tag on that.

Wow… all this animosity towards CEOs in the healthcare industry. Almost like someone could run a political campaign against them and be extremely successful

I'm tired of living through crazy historical moments. I just wanna buy a house and start a family.

6th OT

Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:

the idea of endlessly commentating on these evil, rancid, huckster monsters as they strip everything valuable in the US for parts every day for possibly the rest of my life makes me want to go hide in a cave and cultivate knowledge of the orphic mystery cult

Dalton Knecht looking at the other rookie of the year candidates

Not very efficient

how i think i'm doing in karaoke VS how i'm actually doing

Finally out of the nazi hellscape that is Twitter yayyyyyy!

I have an idea to improve government efficiency: don’t give a billionaire $50 million to write a blog post about how we need to cut social security

What does Zac Taylor actually do for the Bengals?