Kate 🍂🍁

According to Elon Musk: The only problem with Nazis is that they invaded Poland and did a genocide. We aren’t doing currently doing that.

As we prepare to invade Greenland and are compiling lists of people to genocide.

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II.

Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?

Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

📸 No one follows more etiquette rules than the Royal Family—but notice how King Charles didn’t make any smart-ass or demeaning comments about Zelensky’s attire today.

Why? Because respect isn’t about clothes—it’s about character. And that’s something money can’t buy.

Five Henry Cavills have tried to befriend me on Facebook.
Four Tom Cruises
Three Stanley Tuccis
Two Glenn Powells
And a Keanu in a pear tree

What’s happening in New Jersey is how almost every alien invasion movie starts.

me: maybe we shouldn't think about hot dogs all the time

brain: that sounds like a bad idea

me: but maybe we could try-

brain: hot dogs

me: (excited) hot dogs

Yeah, sorry, not letting anybody in a country with universal healthcare guilt trip me about not feeling bad enough for the UHC CEO’s family

An eye for an eye, and we all go blind.

I really just need this really good and happy thing to just stay that way awhile— I don’t want to feel like good change is coming and it just revert back to this…

If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.

What is a tankie?

The stupidity of people scare me, bro.

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:

Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.

Your cat is perfect.

I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.

Thank you.

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

We have the shortest attentions spans.

We are happy with the answers given by the "officials"

WE GOT HIM

Done deal. He's guilty. Case closed.

Just like all those cop dramas you love.

Not even the right eyebrows

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