CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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I went to a Final Fantasy themed drag show over the weekend, and it opened in the exact way that it should
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officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"
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Final Fantasy I-XVI original soundtrack
Square Enix has just released a playlist on Spotify/Apple with every song from every Final Fantasy I-XVI.
2,892 songs. 1,425 hours.
open.spotify.com/playlist/3hF...
06.12.2024 14:17 —
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A funny thing happened on the way to the office. @ Mulcahy’s #holidayspectacular #takingbacksunday 🎥: Salma Bustos
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@matt-levine.bsky.social is assassinating the UHC ceo securities fraud? i'm asking to settle a debate w a friend btw
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nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
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