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@samuraipizzarob.bsky.social

Hockey Goalie. Doodler. Terminally Online.

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Of course the relationship with everyone else is also a significant part of this latest bout of Trump derangement syndrome.

05.03.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sensational.

04.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re referring to my hunt for a new job then yes, yes it does.

04.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Witcher prequel β€˜Crossroad of Ravens’ by Andrzej Sapkowski - big fan of the other books, so eagerly gobbling this one up too.

Recently finished β€˜Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome’ which was as joyfully mad as one would expect from a Marenghi book.

04.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

45 degrees

04.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whomst told you to do this?

04.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, quick question; if you want some kind of civil uprising to occur, to overthrow the current regime and then (presumably) install a leadership far friendlier to the β€˜wants of the West’, then how does carpet bombing a bunch of peoples homes help with that?

04.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t disagree, but also: a lot of ink is being spilled to try and β€˜explain’ the Labour position, as if scepticism about Trump’s β€˜plan’ for Iran is an unusual or hard to fathom conclusion.

04.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s not about her. It’s about the groom.

As a result of this momentous day, we’re now only a Tom Hollander news story away from the resurrection of Tom Hollandest, as was foretold.

04.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

04.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 16223    πŸ” 2607    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 132

New leader of Iran revealed:

03.03.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo, bookmarking this to remind me to do something tomorrow

03.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit my tongue so hard every time anyone at my previous job told me I should use ChatGPT there was a risk I’d be branded a cannibal

03.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Submitting my CV and cover letter highlighting my experience with software-as-a-service to every major player in the video games market as we speak…

03.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe fucking nailed it in Venezuela so let’s just do that again but in Iran…”

03.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway imagine if sunset came with a sound effect. like a massive crunch

03.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

I have no objection to MPs getting paid more, as long as it comes with far greater restrictions on additional work, and efforts are made to increase (and enforce) standards before, during, and after sitting in Parliament.

Front line politics in particular gives of a rancid smell right now.

03.03.2026 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I find bizarre on there is the accounts which screenshot someone else’s funny tweet/skeet/post but then just turn it into a 30-second video of said screenshot.

But that’s what the algorithm seems to reward. Pivot-to-video still haunts the internet.

03.03.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Virtually the same app at this point.

03.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two figure skaters performing a routine but the commentator says they’ll need to do something spectacular to win

Two figure skaters performing a routine but the commentator says they’ll need to do something spectacular to win

Batista Bomb!

Batista Bomb!

10 out of 10 from all the judges

10 out of 10 from all the judges

It’s gold!

It’s gold!

Missing the Winter Olympics, so I made my own routine.

25.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Some sort of frog guy holding a gun.

Some sort of frog guy holding a gun.

Been doodlin’ again.

28.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two players chase a ball for 90 minutes and whoever forms a more impenetrable meat wall on corner kicks wins.

01.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

Thank you πŸ™

28.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Some sort of frog guy holding a gun.

Some sort of frog guy holding a gun.

Been doodlin’ again.

28.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A snapshot from Facebook showing a caption about Trump and the Epstein Files but the link preview is a too many requests 429 error and a picture of a woman doing meditation

A snapshot from Facebook showing a caption about Trump and the Epstein Files but the link preview is a too many requests 429 error and a picture of a woman doing meditation

Really happy with my first day running the BBC News Facebook account….

26.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tip for all artists: you are a normal person. youll make good art and shit art and mid art. youll have good art days and bad art days. you are not the worst artist ever made just like youre not the best. youre a human doing something creative like most humans do. itll be ok

24.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1420    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

Did some freelance work where it was paid per piece - just ice hockey stuff, and a nice way to make some extra money. Min. 350 words.

Mostly very easy to keep it relevant, as I felt like I knew my stuff and didn’t have to pad too often…but there was never any getting away from that word count.

26.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Roy Kent saying β€œAnd I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.”

Roy Kent saying β€œAnd I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.”

26.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon about figure skating.

A cartoon about figure skating.

Clipped a single panel pic of it too, for those who are so inclined.

26.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Some sort of frog like creature holding a gun

Some sort of frog like creature holding a gun

WIP.

26.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0