🔞Monster🌻

summoning circle

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🕯cool human art gig🕯

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or a generous patron interested in my SciFan setting 🙏

anyone mind if a guy goes grocery shopping topless

Here you go! I hope this one catches on a little too!

divine punishment or something like that…

It's sucks because they Def want to make contact as elusive as fuck. Going through stupid 3rd party recruitment sites and not giving any other form of contact and only an automated message you can't even reply to that vaguely says "we may not get you feedback due to high volumes" 😒

The one I'm holding too much hope for, knowing my skillset is shit and will never get me hired, is thru a site that hasn't said more than my application went thru. So do I keep dreaming or like drink my pills down with vodka?

Because if I'M late to respond, I'll have missed my chance. But yall are not giving me a sign that you even EXIST like what the fuck...

Dude how LONG is this job opening going to be "open"??? Can you guys get a fucking grip?????

I would set up some kind of form to be filled out, make it so you can pick some options to customize it as well as areas to fill with character refs and links!

From there I'm considering using trello to do updates for progress on individual's orders, wanna work out some more deets before I open it

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Mmm I like the way you think

TRUE

(I guess technically I could add something like a side panel shot where it's from underneath to see the bulging :3 )

Yup! Big or small 😉 singlets or triplets

Some elements can change too, like the direction of the head or placement/posing of the hands. Maybe I could offer those types of edits for a bit extra~

might need a few days to fully consider this, and to draw out the base!

Like consider:

- hunched over from being winded
- having some labor pains
- water just broke
- feeling like they're gonna hurl
- already hurled
- hurt/still standing from a fight

~OPTIONS~

I came up with an idea for a YCH (and it can be kinda versatile :3c) I thought of this pose on my drive home and went "wait, that might be kinda good"

Lira was awkward around Kellan after marrying him, but she eventually got very comfortable around him! It might had something to do with her getting him pregnant 🫧

#mpreg

Digital Pokémon Go fanart in black and white. Mars, a heavily pregnant trans man and original character of the artist and skeet author, is kneeling on all fours behind a freshly-erected tent in a grassy area with his jeans pulled down just enough to allow himself to be mounted and fucked from behind by Professor Willow, whose trousers are fully around his ankles as he rests his weight on Mars' back and rocks against him, reaching around and under him to grope Mars' chest, which is swollen with milk and squirts as Willow squeezes his teat. They both look playful and relaxed, and the grass is full of tiny spring flowers. Their dialogue reads as follows: Willow: [with quiet moaning SFX] J, just a little more...! Mars: [also with quiet moaning SFX] D, don't squeeze too hard or.. or I might have the ... I might have the baby...! Mars is a light skinned trans man of medium height with a distinctly stocky build, with purple hair styled in a pompadour. He's wearing a hooded sweater, jeans and sneakers, and in this image has a plaster on the side of one buttock. The artist's Patreon (patreon.com/drtanner) and social media addresses (drtanner.bsky, pillowfort.social/drtanner) are also handwritten on the piece.

A continuation of the scenario in the previous image. It is now night, and the scene is dark, however, with the tent having been rendered semi-transparent, the pregnant Mars and Spark can be seen having sex inside. They are both fully naked, their clothes strewn about the small interior of the tent, with Spark keeling up and holding Mars' thighs spread as he quietly fucks Mars, who is lying on his side, moaning softly and being lightly jostled by Spark's thrusts, supporting his round, heavy belly with one arm. The artist's Patreon (patreon.com/drtanner) and social media addresses (drtanner.bsky, pillowfort.social/drtanner) are also handwritten on the piece.

A continuation of the scenario in the previous images. It's the next day, and Mars, still extremely pregnant, is holding onto a tree while Rocket Leader Cliff fucks him from behind. Mars' eyes are fully closed as he moans and sighs, openly enjoying himself, while Cliff, without pausing or slowing down in fucking him, glances cautiously over his shoulder. The artist's Patreon (patreon.com/drtanner) and social media addresses (drtanner.bsky, pillowfort.social/drtanner) are also handwritten on the piece.

And here's the #mpreg part! Seems Mars was ovulating during that camping trip last summer! 👀✨ Remember, kids: testosterone is NOT birth control, lmao. Come the following spring, he's overdue, but what was he supposed to do? *Not* come on this trip and miss out on seasonal research? Ridiculous. 1/2👇

ERP isn't cringe, I have formed stronger friendships with people I've written smut with than that of bonds forged in the kiln of war.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

an incredibly low-res koibold with text around her that says "i will survive but holy fuck"

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

👀 yo?? let's go??? Pitt fanart?? 💕

how is she getting that out

Ewan lays back on a bed, holding up a cell phone to take a selfie. He has small horns and a cow's ears and tail. He is dressed in a pink hoodie, pushed up over his full, pregnant belly, and tiny little short shorts. He also has thigh highs with toe caps that look like cow hooves.

I literally just wanted to draw a belly. Ewan loves to take pics of himself for his adoring fans.

#mpreg #hucow

Thank you, and yes!! I was so able to get home and be ready to draw months ago when I started out. But the pressure has only risen and I'm hitting the point where it's a slog to get to the end of the day

Thank you, and yeah, I know it will suck to get rejected but I'm at least a little more able to adjust my expectations and keep looking rather than holding on or feeling like I gotta wait 😭

So goddamn true...

I was fine at first with this job, being it was in a way my FIRST job that offered a substantial amount, but after doing essentially manual labor for near 6 months it's gotten to be a drag.

I just want to stop having my energy be drained and no longer feeling creative for anything I once loved. I'm wasting away and my art is suffering.