zexhammer!!!!! :D

Yep. It was all just a goof! I didnt mean it when i told people to kill themselkves... dont be STUPID, BAKA! I actually left a microscopic "jk" on every single on of my posts, you just couldnt see it. It's not my fault you morons didnt bother to zoom in.... HMPH!

ALL OF JESSES FRIENDS ARE SEXUALLYT HARASSING ME EVEN THOUYGH I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL (BIG AND FAT 300+ LBS GODDESS) GIRLFRIEND ANDI M REALLY DISTRAUGHT ABOUT IT SO IM STRESS-EATING

#thinkingoutloud

Dear ROMAN the person PELASE DONT HATE ME BECAUSE I LIKE BIG BOYS! Its reaaaaally.. disheartening🥶🥶🥶Hey.. I like android 16 from dragonball z aswell.. Dont you think he'd be WAY more attractive if he was built like Janemba? Or Majin Buu? I think so. Think on it, romybear.

On a lighter note, does anyone think Jax from Digital circus would be way hotter if he was over 300lbs and had visible pubic hair? Let me know pls in replies urgent

Dear CHRONIC. I HATE you! I'm hate-eating right now because I hate you SOOOO much! Go away zebra hair! 😝this account is for ZEXY HAMMERS ONLY, AND WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR PEOPLE... LIKE YOU... HEHEHHE... HEHEHEHHEHE..... HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH..... HEHHEHEHHEHEH..... IM SO FAT HEHEHEHEHHE...

If you guys unfollow me becuase of my belly kink... Dont even TRY to interact with me... Just know, my weight DEFINES me as a person and if i lost it, i'd be nothing.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Because im a big boy and talking about my big belly gets me excited..... Talk about my belly.

Zexoomfs.. Whats more believable? Jesse being racist, or Jesse secretly being a Neo Nazi? I CANT decide because of my SILLY GREMLIN BRAIN, DYAAA!!! 😆😆😆 Maybe if someone rubbed my belly and called me a good boy id be able to decide haha

Does anyone wanna cuddle m,e...? I'm a cutesy wittle big boy who needs a wittle puppyboy/girl to snuggle me... WOOF! 😝

I cant believe J*sse Likes-Roblox-Kids-A replied on my post saying he DOESNT like vore. I LOVE vore. I want to eat Jesse but not in a sexual way I just want to devour him like a kaiju in the godzilla verse. Im gonna swallow him whole like a little gumdrop and he'll bang on the walls of my inner stom

Reaching out to all my zexy fans, anyone fw Vore? I really want to be swallowed like a big mac by some big man

a fat asian man is sitting on a couch and smiling . ALT: a fat asian man is sitting on a couch and smiling .

Made an alt account thats just like Jesses. Scammed someone out of 70$ for it. Im gonna use that to comission some guy to draw Banhammer with fat greasy rolls and huge tits. Score. Suck on that, Jesse! Kyahaha!

Another day, another fake accusation...Maybe ill say Jesse killed his dog 20 years ago... GENIUS AS EVER, ZEXHAMMER!

Only fat men who rub my belly while forcefeeding me Wendys.

Girls: ❌
Women: ❌
Boys: ❌
Fat Boys: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Friends of Jesse: ❌
Fat Friends of Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
Jesse: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹
My gf: 𝒟𝓂 𝓂𝑒~ 🌹

K-KYA!!!!!!!!! JESSE NOTICED ME!!!!!!

H-H-PH--HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUYS A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!

Im pregnant... With a food baby! Had some arbys 🤭

Dude i am so ugly and stupid and dumb I wish i was a better person but ill never be becaus eim tooooooo dumb and stupid MY ONE TITY IUS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER

#phighting Hey guys, fan favorite zexhammer here, I made my personal kinsona interpratation of Banhammer! THis is me i identify with this Lol!

D-do you guys think jesse will notice me if I use a burner? >_< P-pwease notice me owo Im just a wittle shyyyy desuuuuu

Wait. J-Jesse hasnt acknowdlegved me in the past 3 minutes! I HAVEW TO MAKE UP ALLEGATIONS!!!! EFFECTIUVE, IMMMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

Does anyone like vore? Im a fan of it