Tentacle Automata

Sure, you can purchase this lovely, bespoke ranch house in a scenic neighborhood, but can one actually own anything on this wretched planet we call Earth? Or is everything, like this affordable dream home with a finished basement, eventually reclaimed by the elements as it withers to dust and is lost in the ever-shifting sands of time? Reference #60341

Can Any House Truly Be Owned?

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time

Be the cringe you want to see in the world

sorry, this is the america doctrine. if it is un-american it is not at its very core but in its unusually straightforward expression

We're never getting a cyberpunk dystopia because tech bros are too lazy to make cool tech.

Maybe it's so easy to hack people's brains in 2077 because everything is built with chat GPT

Scientist caveman explaining how the Earth was before the oceans formed:
Long time no sea

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

why does it lowkey feel illegal to hijack an airplane

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

YouTube video by Boy Boy We Snuck Controversial Art Into A Famous Art Show

So sad to see artists having their art removed from a exhibition

Trans masc batman:

"I am ba-Tman"

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Geologist and Minecraft player conversation

Geologist:
we just finished digging the substratum in the new site, tomorrow we will swap the drill for one that is better at breaking the bedrock and collect some samples

Minecraft player:
YOU CAN BREAK IT !?!?

when the streamer is bored so he has to remind you that you are going to die

twitter this last week

you, a simpleton: hunter x hunter
me, a genius: hunter²

That scene in pulp fiction where they stab the heart of the woman with adrenaline

But instead of a drug overdose it's just a mild cold

An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

mood of the week

Jury number 12 if 12 angry man was released in 2022:
I've been getting into this new thing, have you heard of nft's

Make cheese not war

faith in institutions is dwindling... i tell people "isabelle animal crossing is plowable" and they're like "no she's not"

Yeah, I have a dad
but he goes to a different school