i wonder what it feels like to have ur belly and chin rubbed as a cat
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
i love you libraries i love you museums i love you botanical gardens i love you public parks i love you art galleries
i wonder what its like to have a uterus that doesnt try to end ur life every period or in my case every damn day, must be nice
to the menstruation nation who have permanent burn marks from heat pads/hot water bottles on their belly RISE UP
one thing about me is the concept of timezones baffle me, talk about timezones to me and my brain comes to an immediate stand still and everything u say goes straight over my head
being a jewellery girl, specifically a ring girly, i swear it takes forever to dry ur hands after washing them bc i have to get under every single ring so it doesnt make my fingers sore
All of us 😭😭😭😭😭
my ubereats app said my food was being delivered by a woman so imagine my surprise when i open my door to a man?? uber need to work on their safety regulations i reckon
1 last it’s been a long time coming
1 last crossing cruel summer bridge
1 last 🫶🏻
last 10 minutes of all too well
1 last speak now dress
1 last 1 2 3 lgb
1 last champagne problems ovation
1 last no it’s jan malone
1 last surprise song o’clock
1 last final bow during karma
1 last mastermind…
I WON!!!!!
so last night there was a fire in our apartment block, we werent evacuated or anything we’re all okay and it was declared safe but this morning it feels like a fucking fever dream??? like if i didnt have photo evidence of all the emergency services i wouldve thought i dreamt it lmao
well
well if a ridiculously heavy and painful period wasnt enough mother nature decided to give me thrush too thank u SO MUCH x
yet another game that has me in a chokehold so if anyone wants my camper card feel free to use #animalcrossing
such a slay
i have chronic pain and fatigue anyway but now im on my period i might as well have been hit by ten tonne truck
2024 is for the girlies only!!! #spotifywrapped
me: complains when my period went awol for 3 months
also me: complains when it finally shows up bc im in so. much. pain.
nothing quite like waking up in agony to find out uve ran out of pain meds
like wtf is this the piercing fairy???? i have never had a problem with this stud before but i didnt even feel it fall out??? anyway now im wide awake and my nose hurts from shoving the stud back in
im laying in bed watching youtube minding my own business to then go scratch my psoriasis ridden nose to find my nose stud missing??? i spent half an hour turning my room upside down looking for it and u know where it was? INSIDE my pillowcase
idk about “tap unwrap share” it should be “drop kick, unwrap, scoff it all urself”
i only started playing properly like a week ago and i already have 60 hours in, ive had it on my switch for years but i could never get into it until now and its changed my life
i once broke a table “tapping” my terrys chocolate orange on the corner of it… that mf would NOT separate
the absolute fucking chokehold stardew valley has me in recently
modern day romeo right there
its not every day u have ur cig at the window to see a mans bare arse in the street bc he was moony-ing his gf
