conniving eunuch

TOMORROW is QUEER MAGIC NIGHT at BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT!!! We’ll be playing some COZY CUBES and CHILLY COMMANDER 🥶🥶🥶 7PM!! COME THRU AND BE GAY (haha get it) AND MERRY

if you’re in the NYC area you should be aware and attending @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social the first Tuesday of the month (which includes tomorrow!!)

seriously one of the best vibes of any magic event ive ever attended :) go cube with queers!!!

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT! Come thru and play some Magic with friends. It’ll be a night to remember also PLZ VOTE

cube tn or ur a cuomo voter

Thank you!!! :)

My friend and I run a monthly Queer Magic Night in Brooklyn on the first Tuesday of every month! Follow us @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social for updates :)

we had a record-breaking turnout for our QUEER MAGIC NIGHT last night! thank you to everyone who came, and it was so sick seeing everyone in costume :) can’t wait for the next one on NOVEMBER 4TH!!!!

I'm selling stickers to help pay for my transition because trans healthcare ain't cheap! Save 20% by buying the bundle of 5 designs or 20 of any combination of stickers.

nyc-mtg.myshopify.com

don't like stickers? patreon.com/NYC_MTG to support me a different way! Reposts appreciated ❤️

hi :))

bsky user conniving eunuch who is a beautiful woman. she’s brunette with bangs, glasses, hair back in a ponytail, nice lips, big brown eyes and perky b cups.

this is ur sign to join my eunuch council

We're excited this month to host a COSTUME CONTEST! Come through in your scariest costume, your funniest joke, or that one niche film reference that no one else will get! We'll have prizes for our favorite costumes AND we'll be raffling off some goodies throughout the night!

WAKE UP HONEY, IT'S OCTOBER AND THAT MEANS TIME FOR LOTUS BLOOM!!! COME THROUGH TO BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT ON 10/7 AT 7PM TO GATHER SOME MAGIC!!!

the coverage king

Hi, my name is [YOUR NAME] and I'm one of Senator [THEIR NAME]'s constituents. House Republicans are trying to insert a multiple articles of anti-trans legislation, including a full transgender healthcare funding ban, into the F-Y '26 budget. I'm calling to tell the Senator to stand up for trans Americans and vote NO on any bill with that language. This IS worth forcing a shutdown. [you can stop here at 0:20 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't] This care funding ban follows the map the G-O-P charted while attacking abortion. Democrats lost that fight by giving in to the G-O-P an inch at a time. Giving an inch at a time on trans care will devastate trans Americans and it'll get Democrats nothing in return but contempt. [you can stop here at 0:40 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't] Right now, the most popular Democrat in the U-S, [Zo-RAHN Mom-DA-nee], is campaigning on making trans healthcare cheaper and easier to access, and he's only got more good will because of it. [you can stop here at 0:50 if you want to bail out—but it's better if you don't] I'm asking the Senator to refuse to allow any anti-trans language including a healthcare ban in the F-Y '26 bill. Do not vote for any bill with that language. This IS worth forcing a shutdown. Standing with trans people is the right thing to do and it's politically smart. Voters and donors show up for Democrats who fight.

so: what do we need you to do? two things.

1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi

what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵

u could say it’s the only con

when this cat gets in the cradle u know it’s a bad day to be a silver spoon 😈

would you look at that, cat’s in the cradle again. and i bet- yup. there it is folks. it’s got the silver spoon

no tylenol?

congratulations and happy anniversary :))

nicole remembers lol

it’s kind of beautiful in a nostalgic way to watch another trans woman descend from magic community twitter account to shitposter

dm me NOW!!!

i’m frequently saying this

this is a gentle reminder that you can hire me to produce live stream coverage for your Magic event (i travel too!)

I would burn timothee chalamet out in 4 turns. Chain Lightning face. He feels like hes drowning. Lightning Bolt your blocker of course he’s tapped out. Ladybird sucked kill yourself. And Bang Fireblast. Youre at 0. You were was always at 0. Youve been 0-2 since the day you were born

LOTUS BLOOM TOMORROW NITE AT BROOKLYN GAME KNIGHT! 7PM! RSVP IN OUR DISCORDDDD THANKS I LOVE YOU

good call, 15 is best

picture this:

- 20 life
- 1 v 1
- matches are best 2 out of 3
- along with 7 other players, you draft 3 packs of 14/15 cards and construct your deck from what you draft
- 40 card minimum deck size
- no commanders