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What a weird way to come out as being into a kink focused on transmutation of flesh into ethereal music, Skye. (<3)

There's also Bandit kigus for sale somewhere

(Like, that's peak dumb virality - Random discussions leading to algorithms serving up content that isn't even obviously the person who was discussing it with you.)

Jeffy, I saw this shortly after you posted pics of it, and just assumed it was a random creator who made it, not you, lol.

The Count is here to suck your Five Alive!

Still love the Count Tuftula badge you did for me a few years ago! The night time colour palette looks great in your style.

Best guess is they just spliced in the L for this image. Does the M image look the same, minus the weird spacing, typographical errors and strangely wide piano key?

Fuck them for other reasons, but the "l" and the "M" are inline, so this could just be a case of poorly spliced images.

"I should be fine," Near said, calmly (before waking up in a pool of pee.)

Not saying Unicorn Beetles are bad cases [the built-in screen protectors are dreadful though], but a cheap rubber bumper case usually meets the broad strokes of that certification.

MIL-STD-810 - Wikipedia

FWIW that certification claim means nearly zilch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIL-STD...

(...)As a result, a vendor's claims of "...compliance to U.S. MIL-STD-810..." can be misleading, because no commercial organization or agency certifies compliance, commercial vendors can create the test methods(...)

Clearly your new diet must include a can of beans a day from here on out.

Forgive them, they're part of our network: The Olds™

You're eligible in two years! (It's both too feared and not feared enough in different areas.)

There's some irony here, methinks

@near.pet for sure

Land of the F(r)ee!

(I wish I was kidding, but it's the same state that barred, for decades, papers being carried without tobacco)

Looks like a Class C FeIony in TN (the scale is paraphernaIia with intent under their whack ass laws.)

Ever tried putting gloves on when your fingers are a bit damp?

Atlanta is like, upper midpack in the US Metro lineups, somehow. Consider yourself lucky it's not like, Orlando.

IDK, like I said, the natural groundwater stuff here is world class. (Canada's on every list of "places with stellar water" for a reason!)

It's surface water because a lot of your groundwater is "groundwater under the influence of surface tidal" and your surface tidal is...not really drinkable.

Best water I've ever had though, probably the random artesian spring by my mother's place (literally just a spray of water 24/7/365.25006) or the groundwater in Germany near the Alps.

Almost thought I saw a lynx kigu, haha

I'm more thinking like, Memphis (decent for a city) vs Houston (my brothers in Christ, seek redemption for your sins against tap water.)

The difference in water from place to place is insane, and infuriating when you're somewhere with s---ty water.

Second image: Sepctrum

Sleeping at work is great...if you're underslept.

Don't ask about the yoga mat in my office, or why my longboard might block the one angle folks could see me pulling a Costànza from on a slow day.

Nah, there's that one guy who did, but they were also like, already just in it to produce two children for the grandparents to feel satisfied, and both messed around a lot

Yeah, I'm in Atlantic Canada so we have exactly one native variety and like 372747 escaped variants.