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@caliphora.bsky.social

Singer of songs, writer of words, maker of things (and recently people). #cheshirecat #goodhairdontcare

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Look, drone people, I have some really important flights coming up in the next few weeks, so please keep your interrupting to a minimum. I donโ€™t care whoโ€™s doing it, just stop it!

03.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Acetaminophen causes autism, explain to me why I have a basket of what I would only describe as the โ€œrock collectors version of generational wealthโ€. Weโ€™ve been pebbling since at least the 30โ€™s.

24.09.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone put this whole CK/TR saga so succinctly:

You are the meme now.

This is one giant shitpost.

15.09.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boro was always going to be prime
Recruitment ground for the right after the industry got taken out ๐Ÿคฌ

13.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just keep speaking the truth where ever you can.

13.09.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s like the end of Adolescence, where the dad says โ€œwe didnโ€™t know, how could we know?โ€ - because youโ€™ve let internet babysit your kids, idiots.

13.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s us. Itโ€™s Gen Z/Alpha. Theyโ€™re our kids.

13.09.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gen X - we created this edge lord monster. Time to wrangle this shit back from the โ€˜tards.

13.09.2025 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaaand the โ€œlone gamer weirdoโ€ narrative starts.

13.09.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s honor Charlie Kirkโ€™s death by demanding the release of the Epstein files.

11.09.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6272    ๐Ÿ” 1461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 187    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Iโ€™m in the same emotional space as I was with Brian Thomson, and even more on the โ€œnot sorryโ€ side considering the last thing this man did in life was vilifying trans people in relation to gun violence.

I donโ€™t want a war, but I donโ€™t want silence.

10.09.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but Epstein.

12.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have Pope Bob. Praise Bob.

08.05.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The litmus test for โ€œare we fuckedโ€ is the state of German politics.

06.05.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crowley only opened the door.

05.05.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We acquired a puppy. Heโ€™s cute but crazy. This is normal.

23.04.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to do a webcomic about my current project, but I canโ€™t draw.

01.04.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a hopeless genderqueer pansexual, I donโ€™t claim Trans Visibility Day. But I do damn well celebrate it!

31.03.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A raccoon sat in a feeding trough

A raccoon sat in a feeding trough

My husband has left for Sweden for a week. Racoon status resumes.

29.03.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing will happen to the incompetent asshats. Meh.

24.03.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Classroom digital whiteboard with the N-word written in large green letters.

Classroom digital whiteboard with the N-word written in large green letters.

So, my son witnessed this today in his classroom. Itโ€™s 2025, guys. Wtf. Control your damn kids.

24.03.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got reminded to never stop dreaming. So here we go.

23.03.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t stop thinking about it.

21.03.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I found @darbyhudson.bsky.social and my life was made better.

06.03.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of bemused, dark haired, middle aged woman wearing glasses, staring into the distance.

Black and white photo of bemused, dark haired, middle aged woman wearing glasses, staring into the distance.

Sometimes, being a parent is sitting in between project meetings (or taking them in the car while driving) waiting for your son who decided to come home three days early, and thatโ€™s ok, because Mammaโ€™s house is always ready for her babies โค๏ธ

06.03.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sleep. I canโ€™t have it.

05.03.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Know Your Rights | Protestersโ€™ Rights | ACLU The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials are allowed to place certain narrow restrictions on the exerc...

US: First amendment is protecting you. For now.

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05.03.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of Delicious Maple Recipes Maple is a special addition to any recipe, from appetizer to dessert. Find one thatโ€™s perfect for you or your occasion!

Heads up: Canada needs our help! Buy Canadian maple syrup, make some of these delicious recipes:

maplefromcanada.ca/recipes/

05.03.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will now go out of my way to buy non-US goods. I canโ€™t have sugar, but I am tempted to buy a pallet of Canadian maple syrup just to make a point.

05.03.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how King Charles is basically hosting the world and their auntie before Trump gets there, so heโ€™ll be the last one through the door like some wilted havenot at the end of the season.

04.03.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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