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Ella

@caliphora.bsky.social

Singer of songs, writer of words, maker of things (and recently people). #cheshirecat #goodhairdontcare

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I’m so fricking tired of old men deciding shit.

28.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
bill on arming the world
YouTube video by greatnessurvives bill on arming the world

You all saw him - he had a gun.

28.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great work from the $10B Board of Peace. Just outstanding. Kudos all around.

28.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Neil Sedaka dies, I leave my job, WW3 kicks off. Yeah that tracks.

28.02.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When leaving a company, it is good form to fill the snack table/area before you go. They’re going to need the sugar now you’re gone.

27.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it slapped hard.

27.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Point in case: John Bonham and JPJ were the real MVPs of Led Zeppelin!

27.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing prepares you for when a German software dev sobs into your arms at your leaving party. I think I did a good job with team building here.

25.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWork, work” lives rent free in my head.

25.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moving countries demands an extremely high adulting load.
I don’t want to.

24.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The union is in a right state.

24.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on the transfer bus of my delayed flight decided it was the best place to loudly discuss his anal incontinence with his doctors. Love that for us.

23.02.2026 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This will always be -my- Heathcliffe.

22.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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50 - Aleksandr Dugin and Traditionalism But it’s a Tribute to The Big Lebowski

Alt right mysticism mindfucks:

open.spotify.com/episode/4jYd...

22.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only sane way to respond to β€œMay the force be with you” is β€œand also with you”.
Anglicans, IYKYK

22.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, drone people, I have some really important flights coming up in the next few weeks, so please keep your interrupting to a minimum. I don’t care who’s doing it, just stop it!

03.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Acetaminophen causes autism, explain to me why I have a basket of what I would only describe as the β€œrock collectors version of generational wealth”. We’ve been pebbling since at least the 30’s.

24.09.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone put this whole CK/TR saga so succinctly:

You are the meme now.

This is one giant shitpost.

15.09.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boro was always going to be prime
Recruitment ground for the right after the industry got taken out 🀬

13.09.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just keep speaking the truth where ever you can.

13.09.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like the end of Adolescence, where the dad says β€œwe didn’t know, how could we know?” - because you’ve let internet babysit your kids, idiots.

13.09.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s us. It’s Gen Z/Alpha. They’re our kids.

13.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X - we created this edge lord monster. Time to wrangle this shit back from the β€˜tards.

13.09.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaaand the β€œlone gamer weirdo” narrative starts.

13.09.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s honor Charlie Kirk’s death by demanding the release of the Epstein files.

11.09.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6253    πŸ” 1450    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 64

I’m in the same emotional space as I was with Brian Thomson, and even more on the β€œnot sorry” side considering the last thing this man did in life was vilifying trans people in relation to gun violence.

I don’t want a war, but I don’t want silence.

10.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but Epstein.

12.08.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have Pope Bob. Praise Bob.

08.05.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The litmus test for β€œare we fucked” is the state of German politics.

06.05.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crowley only opened the door.

05.05.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0