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@caliphora.bsky.social

Singer of songs, writer of words, maker of things (and recently people). #cheshirecat #goodhairdontcare

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We have Pope Bob. Praise Bob.

08.05.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The litmus test for โ€œare we fuckedโ€ is the state of German politics.

06.05.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crowley only opened the door.

05.05.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We acquired a puppy. Heโ€™s cute but crazy. This is normal.

23.04.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to do a webcomic about my current project, but I canโ€™t draw.

01.04.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a hopeless genderqueer pansexual, I donโ€™t claim Trans Visibility Day. But I do damn well celebrate it!

31.03.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A raccoon sat in a feeding trough

A raccoon sat in a feeding trough

My husband has left for Sweden for a week. Racoon status resumes.

29.03.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing will happen to the incompetent asshats. Meh.

24.03.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Classroom digital whiteboard with the N-word written in large green letters.

Classroom digital whiteboard with the N-word written in large green letters.

So, my son witnessed this today in his classroom. Itโ€™s 2025, guys. Wtf. Control your damn kids.

24.03.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got reminded to never stop dreaming. So here we go.

23.03.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t stop thinking about it.

21.03.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I found @darbyhudson.bsky.social and my life was made better.

06.03.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of bemused, dark haired, middle aged woman wearing glasses, staring into the distance.

Black and white photo of bemused, dark haired, middle aged woman wearing glasses, staring into the distance.

Sometimes, being a parent is sitting in between project meetings (or taking them in the car while driving) waiting for your son who decided to come home three days early, and thatโ€™s ok, because Mammaโ€™s house is always ready for her babies โค๏ธ

06.03.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sleep. I canโ€™t have it.

05.03.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Know Your Rights | Protestersโ€™ Rights | ACLU The First Amendment protects your right to assemble and express your views through protest. However, police and other government officials are allowed to place certain narrow restrictions on the exerc...

US: First amendment is protecting you. For now.

www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

05.03.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of Delicious Maple Recipes Maple is a special addition to any recipe, from appetizer to dessert. Find one thatโ€™s perfect for you or your occasion!

Heads up: Canada needs our help! Buy Canadian maple syrup, make some of these delicious recipes:

maplefromcanada.ca/recipes/

05.03.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will now go out of my way to buy non-US goods. I canโ€™t have sugar, but I am tempted to buy a pallet of Canadian maple syrup just to make a point.

05.03.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how King Charles is basically hosting the world and their auntie before Trump gets there, so heโ€™ll be the last one through the door like some wilted havenot at the end of the season.

04.03.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Nuke it from orbit, itโ€™s the only way to be sure.

Husband: No, no nukes, you know what happens, life, it finds a way.

04.03.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear lord this is lovely.

03.03.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuka Blyat - even if he didnโ€™t say it, it completely wraps up my thoughts.

02.03.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunday depression watch: Buy Now on Netflix.

02.03.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last time Trump was president, I had a dream that, during a press conference, he just laid down and died.

One can dream.

02.03.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fan bud pรฅ det. Avgรฅ alla! All makt รฅt Tengil!

01.03.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nรคr till och med Jimmie ร…kesson lรฅter som en resonabel manโ€ฆ shit.

01.03.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nu jรคvlar blir det pang pang!

01.03.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Europe's "Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?" moment.

We can't continue as before.
We need a European alternative to NATO.

We must face Mordor as one united, European front.

#ukraine #europe #nato #usa #fcktrmp #fckputin #gondor #mordor

01.03.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today my son flew back to visit his dad. While had lunch plane spotting at the airport, he said โ€œIโ€™m going to miss you so much.โ€ I asked him why, to which he replied โ€œyou take such good care of me, mumโ€.
Best. Day. Ever.

28.02.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA are mad at Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit for an official White House meeting.

Meanwhile:

28.02.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16077    ๐Ÿ” 3634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 558    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

Iโ€™ve never been more proud of European leaders than tonight. Even the conservative assholes are acting like the adults in the room. This is how we treat bullies.

28.02.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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