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Sophie Lawson

@lawsonsv.bsky.social

Shitposter, persistent typoer, Microsoft Paint user, uncomfortably English | Former journalist once called “The Attenborough of women's football" https://ko-fi.com/lawsonsv

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a man in an orange shirt stands on a soccer field with an emirates ad in the background Alt: a man in an orange shirt stands on a soccer field with an emirates ad in the background
01.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
TM NZ S4E7, Dai Henwood saying, "A lot of people out there think menstruation and fast cards don't go together."

TM NZ S4E7, Dai Henwood saying, "A lot of people out there think menstruation and fast cards don't go together."

01.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A king's Bounty

01.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/dphi...

01.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

she's a good egg

31.10.2025 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A man holding up a window frame with a speech balloon saying “Yes … ha ha ha … YES” and a black shirt that says SICKOS.

A man holding up a window frame with a speech balloon saying “Yes … ha ha ha … YES” and a black shirt that says SICKOS.

@danhaugen.bsky.social killed it with this Halloween costume.

31.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 1157    🔁 107    💬 5    📌 4

Cortnee Vine, winner

31.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Welch's purple grape juice

Welch's purple grape juice

I've never had the fruit snacks, but I won't hear a word against this nectar of the gods

31.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trans people have warned for years that these anti-trans policies would hurt far more than just trans people.

31.10.2025 06:02 — 👍 654    🔁 250    💬 6    📌 6
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a woman is standing in front of a window with her arms outstretched and says year of penny - back on track . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window with her arms outstretched and says year of penny - back on track .
31.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Full disclosure: I used to like Carlson. A lot. I was happy to ignore his occasional dips into the grotesque—like blaming a handful of Jewish investors, and them alone, for all that ails America’s economy—because I found him joyful and fierce and committed to the great American cause. I appeared on his show, and I exchanged friendly messages with him thereafter.

Full disclosure: I used to like Carlson. A lot. I was happy to ignore his occasional dips into the grotesque—like blaming a handful of Jewish investors, and them alone, for all that ails America’s economy—because I found him joyful and fierce and committed to the great American cause. I appeared on his show, and I exchanged friendly messages with him thereafter.

"I was happy to ignore that this guy said crazy, dangerous things, because he worked hard at it and was also very charming."

31.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 144    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 5
TM NZ S4E6, Bubbah having caught herself cheating on her with herself (and having shot herself) looking on in shock as her baby with herself, also herself, walks in

TM NZ S4E6, Bubbah having caught herself cheating on her with herself (and having shot herself) looking on in shock as her baby with herself, also herself, walks in

31.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a sequined jacket is saying exceptional in front of a microphone ALT: a man in a sequined jacket is saying exceptional in front of a microphone
31.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
carson pickett and oihane’s halloween costume, an inflatable shark with carson as a surfer with fake blood on the arm with a limb difference

caption: Having one arm finally paid off

carson pickett and oihane’s halloween costume, an inflatable shark with carson as a surfer with fake blood on the arm with a limb difference caption: Having one arm finally paid off

carson, PLS

31.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 181    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 6
TM NZ S3E4, Jeremy Wells saying, "I would be genuinely surprised if we ever see anything shitter than that, ever."

TM NZ S3E4, Jeremy Wells saying, "I would be genuinely surprised if we ever see anything shitter than that, ever."

31.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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a person wearing black pants with pineapples on them walking ALT: a person wearing black pants with pineapples on them walking
31.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
TM NZ S4E5, Dai Henwood saying, "Well, you know, if we look at the history of blackface..." as Bubbah guffaws next to him

TM NZ S4E5, Dai Henwood saying, "Well, you know, if we look at the history of blackface..." as Bubbah guffaws next to him

31.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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31.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table eating ribs with her mouth full . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table eating ribs with her mouth full .

Happy Endings remains a gem

31.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a group of people are sitting at a table with a city tv logo on the sleeve ALT: a group of people are sitting at a table with a city tv logo on the sleeve
31.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

31.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 3401    🔁 532    💬 91    📌 34
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a blue cartoon character is standing in a room with a red wall ALT: a blue cartoon character is standing in a room with a red wall

We never talk about how thicc Rosie was...

31.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm worried my wife will leave me for a male robot," says man who definitely wants to fuck a female robot.

31.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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A career beset by injury but Bremer’s sheer talent and quality on the ball remains

31.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

please, my spaceship, it is sick

31.10.2025 06:12 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Just ヤギ things

31.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Heritage Foundation created an entire program, Project Esther, to use antisemitism as a pretext to shut down US higher education. They are now defending a guy who has friendly chats with Holocaust deniers.

Never take these people seriously when they say they care about fighting antisemitism.

31.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 251    🔁 109    💬 6    📌 1
sign from original post edited and cropped to say, "LES GENDER ROLES"

sign from original post edited and cropped to say, "LES GENDER ROLES"

is this... is this anything?

31.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

05.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 6379    🔁 1454    💬 161    📌 60
Sévérine Cox
@severinecox.bsky.social
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE

WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS
OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE
September 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM

Sévérine Cox @severinecox.bsky.social INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2ND ROUND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH THE TEAM WITH THE VAMPIRE WE HAVE DECIDED TO PURSUE ANOTHER CANDIDATE BUT WILL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF FUTURE POSITIONS OPEN UP WITH THE VAMPIRE September 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM

06.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 3169    🔁 980    💬 9    📌 25

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