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Jordan Hicks

@jordanhicks.bsky.social

Left-handed, left-wing and leftfield humour. Mainly into music, cars, games, graps, tech and votes.

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Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain

08.10.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2946    ๐Ÿ” 407    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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Grok is being sent to the reeducation camp

14.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14960    ๐Ÿ” 4192    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 549    ๐Ÿ“Œ 643
15.08.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Top 18 Ed Leslie aka Brutus Beefcake Gimmicks! (in order)
YouTube video by OSW Review HD Top 18 Ed Leslie aka Brutus Beefcake Gimmicks! (in order)

It's ol' Beefer himself, Ed Leslie! youtu.be/V7OPKZLrOTs?... (cheers @oswreview.bsky.social)

10.06.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, I just had one hell of an introduction to Skyrim...

31.05.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love French races, they just go all-out. #MotoGP

11.05.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Telegraph Money:  โ€ข
'I earn ยฃ178k, and my wife works in the City - but we can't afford private school'.

Telegraph Money: โ€ข 'I earn ยฃ178k, and my wife works in the City - but we can't afford private school'.

I know this lovely violin shop off Regent Street in London. I wonder how small they go.

03.05.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 199    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Tremendous opportunity for Britain here. Let's see if we can swap our riot-inciters for their cancer researchers.

28.04.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 828    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

28.04.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15470    ๐Ÿ” 1700    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 194    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

23.04.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14361    ๐Ÿ” 2249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way

JK Rowling in hell, laughing in a very evil way

jk rowling: just gonna post a photo that makes it clear iโ€™m the good person in this situation

the photo:

18.04.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6268    ๐Ÿ” 1476    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate

11.04.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 384    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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We now cross over to political news.

31.03.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 137    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Keir Starmer on Facebook 

Last year I promised we would fill 1 million potholes.
Today we have announced funding that will fill seven times that amount.
Fixing potholes. Not pointing at them.

Keir Starmer on Facebook Last year I promised we would fill 1 million potholes. Today we have announced funding that will fill seven times that amount. Fixing potholes. Not pointing at them.

Welcome, Prime Minister, to Angry People In Local Newspapers.

24.03.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
19.03.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Did The '1 Guy 1 Jar' Man Aleksey Tatarov Die In Ukraine? Fact-Checking The Death Rumor A viral rumor has it that Aleksey Tatarov, the person in the infamous "1 Guy, 1 Jar" shock video, has died in the war in Ukraine. Let's review everything that hints it might not be true.

...firstly, damn you for reminding me of that video.

Secondly, it seems to be Russian bullshit - knowyourmeme.com/editorials/g...

02.03.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Telegraph Money:


'I've got more money than I can spend - how can I shelter it from the socialists?'
Money Makeover: our reader is concerned about passing on his hard-earned wealth

Image shows an elderly gentleman in his conservatory thinking of going down the garden with a shovel and a big chest full of gold. He is wearing a red fleece.

Telegraph Money: 'I've got more money than I can spend - how can I shelter it from the socialists?' Money Makeover: our reader is concerned about passing on his hard-earned wealth Image shows an elderly gentleman in his conservatory thinking of going down the garden with a shovel and a big chest full of gold. He is wearing a red fleece.

Regret to report that the Telegraph are at it again, and the tiny violin factory now has a three month waiting list.

13.02.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 372    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

First thing that came to mind were the Weathergens on ITV's weather reports.

Most of them were fine and dandy in the late 90s when I was about 7 or 8 - except perhaps Mirka and Norwin, although they look pretty badass nowadays - but then there was Frice...

22.01.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCKIN 2025 INNIT

01.01.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 514    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank "Bullet" for that: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qIX...

Can't remember how I stumbled across Covenant, but this has reminded me to actually check them out beyond just these two songs.

19.12.2024 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dare I mention Discord? I don't know how much you use it, but I keep myself sane with a server of online friends on there, might work for you too.

17.12.2024 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œShut up Wesley!โ€ In blue Star Trek font at the top. Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard and Health Secretary Wes Streeting at the bottom. Background is the trans pride flag.

โ€œShut up Wesley!โ€ In blue Star Trek font at the top. Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard and Health Secretary Wes Streeting at the bottom. Background is the trans pride flag.

Seems like a good time to share the sign I made for Leicester Pride earlier this year

11.12.2024 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eastern Daily Press: Norfolk MPs refuse to speak out against cousin marriage

Eastern Daily Press: Norfolk MPs refuse to speak out against cousin marriage

Honestly, that is not going to help Norfolkโ€™s reputation at all.

www.edp24.co.uk/news/2478644...

11.12.2024 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

09.12.2024 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23318    ๐Ÿ” 3752    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 702    ๐Ÿ“Œ 379

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 โœจ

10.12.2024 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1348    ๐Ÿ” 432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

Nominative determinism strikes again

09.12.2024 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Crop of a mocked up IKEA advert showing three chairs with the model name and details, which reads โ€œToskalad with standard legsโ€.

Crop of a mocked up IKEA advert showing three chairs with the model name and details, which reads โ€œToskalad with standard legsโ€.

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callinโ€™

09.12.2024 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

One word: Enshittification.

All the big apps have got worse over the past several years, with crucial features and filters now locked behind expensive subscriptions - Bumble's the most egregious example of this - or in the case of OkCupid and POF, just being flooded with fake accounts.

08.12.2024 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online

three giftcards that say in large font across the front: Her, Him, and Online

the three genders

06.12.2024 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11377    ๐Ÿ” 2509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 171

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