Jarlo

Image of Frosties and Choco pops scented shower gel

Insisting you take a shower at my place, offering only these two soap options, and then tricking you into coming with me to a vore meet

Thinking about that lady I bumped into in the grocery store last week, blocking the entire aisle with her cart while talking loudly on her phone about how she was about to go to Dubai

That’s not coffee they’re brewing, those are potions of un-sleep

Rewatching Stranger Things season 1 and cheering on as Noah Schnapp gets psychologically tortured by monsters

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

Big ass fire type who loves taking care of plants is such an important character trait

'Babe, would you still love me if I was a salad?'

'BOY WOULD I 😍' *Jaw falls agape and lands on the floor, tongue rolls out from it a few meters as my eyes turn into hearts and shoot out of my head for a second* 'AWOOGA!!!'

I love this salad

Salad made of olive oil, tomatoes, capers, olives, halloumi cheese, cucumbers, red onion, and some kind of lettuce I need to ask for the recipe

I’m aro, but the salad a new bud brought over for a movie night yesterday, is sparking real romantic attraction it’s just that good

My kind of passionate makeout session

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Feel bad for the artists that made art of him when he was initially announced

Good news about the weather, it's usually about 10 degrees hotter, this year was just extra cold.

Two videos side by side 1st video: Adding an invasive species into my rainforest Ecosystem Vivarium 2nd video: A tragic mass extinction has happened in my rainforest vivariums!

Antscanada is a good Youtube channel

Paging @jpegbird.bsky.social

You should let me sign your conbooks, I can be trusted with pens and empty pages

📸: @ruxlatte.bsky.social

You should try the pickled herring in curry too if you get the opportunity :>

Me in leather goat hood, leather/fur hand-hooves, and a tail Posing over a couch

Me in leather goat hood, leather/fur hand-hooves, and a tail Posing in a chair

Me in leather goat hood, leather/fur hand-hooves, and a tail Posing menacingly in the same chair

Despite everything, I’ve still managed to enjoy myself at this con

📸: @jpegbird.bsky.social

#NFC26

Being aromantic and trying to balance your friendships in such a way that they supply you with the intimacy you still need/crave, is really fucking hard

Nooo I just painted my own!

I’ll track you down the day it wears out :>

Hope to see you there!

Watching two communities who have absolutely hated eachother, sent doxxing threats, blamed eachother of grooming, the most vile of the vile bathroom trashing spanning several years... All stop posting about eachother to all shit on Will Stancil and it's kind of beautiful

The sound of the hard leather clip clopping against hard surfaces and eachother, very immersive!

The sound of the hard leather clip clopping against hard surfaces and eachother, very immersive!

Fully finished these fuckers yesterday!

Fully hand sown, following @sonstafurs.bsky.social’s template for all the non-leather parts. Had to get creative fitting it together

#leathercrafting #leather #craft

Wait you've like, pissed every single day of your life?

Bro... you must have gotten SO good at pissing that's some insane dedication

Hope it was a really good stretch

I am looking respectfully

guy who only chats on stoat and only uploads art on weasyl