Tim "They Call Me Tojo" Johnson

The only thing I don't understand about this movie is that couple of frames just before the bus crash when the driver's eyes pop out.

Otherwise, an excellent addition to anyone's library.

Yes, you're very smart.

Yes, Tony Pizza. That is correct

Just a reminder that if you find yourself wanting to invent a new query language for your API...

DON'T.

If you're really pretty sure you can come up with a better query language than others in the past, then proceed carefully--just kidding, still don't do it.

Jesus Christ if you don’t want to live next to people who speak a different language why on earth is it incumbent on those people and not you to go somewhere else

What could possibly go wrong? 🫠

63 Year Ago Today:

63 Year Ago Today:

"The takeaway is not that the Court *always ruled for President Trump; it's that it pushed back only when *its mandates were on the line"

The gag is: jettisoning credibility & empowering Trump will make it "harder for the Supreme Court to *wield the supremacy it's protecting, even when it wants to"

slow down, do we know that they knew they were Nazi tattoos when they got them?

Laugh Factory manager charged with assaulting Border Patrol agent outside Chicago comedy club last week The night manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory has been charged with assaulting U.S. Border Patrol agent during a confrontation outside the North Side comedy club last week.

A source familiar with this incident told me today that not only did they arrest and charge the comedy club manager, but the Latino man he was defending from ICE -- who was also arrested and whisked away -- **is also a U.S. citizen.**

It's unclear where the Latino man is now.

So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF ALT: So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF

I most humbly suggest we stop creating herpes monkeys

There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!

Think about how much further along we’d be if there was more pushback when they were testing their limits at the beginning of this term

Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

Oh no!

In all of your demographic slices of the Economist/YouGov data that you showed, you forgot to include "white" as a demographic slice!

But don't worry, I got you!

48.3% unfavorable.

1.8% unsure.

49.9% favorable.

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WSJ standfirst reads "From buying half a cow to watering down soap, people are experimenting with frugality-and it is affecting sales at consumer companies"

People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪

Vaccine subterfuge: How vaccine-makers fooled the Nazis from inside a concentration camp lab Confined first at Auschwitz then Buchenwald, a Jewish microbiologist conspired with a ragtag team of scientists and rebels to send dud typhus vaccines to the German soldiers on the eastern front.

Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.

The official home of the Python Programming Language

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Dubble Bubble gum. All the flavor of Pepto Bismol in a tough to chew package.

I replay it every couple of years. Feels like an arcade game.

Seems like the thing a millennial who still buys into the idea that young people are millennials would post. This is a shitpost, not a recruiting ad.

it will never not be odd that 80 percent of america lives in cities but the only real americans are the rural ones

Me too, fifteenth-century mothman... Me too. [Illustration from a 15th century painting of a demon with wings lying on the ground on its back]

Yep

I thought this was metaphorical hyperbole but, alas, no. The Department of Energy is selling off more than 40,000 pounds of weapons-grade plutonium from the Cold War arsenal to nuclear reactor startups. All of which I’m sure will be thoroughly vetted and monitored by…their former board member.

GREEN ELF IS ABOUT TO DIE

Ugh, that sucks.

I found a Reddit thread where someone saw the flash. Definitely a transformer.

Any idea what caused it? Sounded pretty big.

It's okay to have a little white supremacy, as a treat.