METAL SLUT X 🔞

Getting my squats in, this ass won't work itself

Cope, seethe, mald, seethe...

Where the fuck is Bowser i need koopa breeding

Im discovering problems with women's clothing in realtime, these pockets aren't even REAL.

Super cute though.

I can show you the top I got but you don't get to see me in the underwear it came with because not even my nuts fit in them... 😔

nvm yes

This can only mean we're so back

POV: francis invited you to his vip list

Look at what we could have. look at what our tax dollars could pay for. Instead we’re paying to have ICE pepper spray directly into the air hole of a guy in an inflatable frog costume

Holy moly

I had nowhere to post this but here lol

The power to critique is awesome but sometimes they don't make any sense and it feels like this

"Freak shit?" My ears perk up

It was me, Barry.

I rubbed my nuts all over your pillow so the scent of my pheromones would keep you up all night, making you horny while you tended to your bonar for 4 hours straight!!

Im sorry you had to watch the splinter while eating, thats like fucked up

kewl

quickie at the bakery

Weehehehhah

catch me receiving

Its like they're on autopilot or something

If I may speak... 😳

This would make my day 10 times better if I was stuck behind the counter

Ayyyyy

Patron warmup for poda!!!!

Show of hands

You will be judged/j

The crazy thing is, these feel like 10 times more comfy than most other clothes I own. Almost down to like a metaphysical level where I just feel at ease looking like Daisy

Man lmao chat what does this mean 😂😂😂😂

Boner simpson

This statement is just straight up a lie.

@chaofanatic.bsky.social that's my ass brother I see you 🫵