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Alysa Liu Is Skating Again, Her Way This Time

Her father fled China because he organized student protests during Tiananmen. He was a political refugee. The story of this family, and Alysa Liu, would have played out very differently today. This is what we're losing. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/w...

20.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3664    πŸ” 948    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 33
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Serverless Swift It’s Swift on Server, minus the server. Deployed on AWS via Swift Cloud.

Controling your Philips Lighting Hue lights with Swift on AWS Lambda.

The whole infra runs serverless for less than $0.20 / month!

www.ryantoken.com/bl...

Thank you Ryan Token for having written this.
cc @swiftlang

16.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The "is this a bird" meme where the guy is pointing to a butterfly. The guy is captioned "blogger using a text editor" and the butterfly "text editor code". He is saying "is this the singularity?"

The "is this a bird" meme where the guy is pointing to a butterfly. The guy is captioned "blogger using a text editor" and the butterfly "text editor code". He is saying "is this the singularity?"

14.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ai blogger: my god do you see this, the tools are being used to build the next generation of tools!
compiler engineer dealing with ugly bootstrapping issue: huh, you don’t say

14.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the stock market is supposed to be up most of the time! this is like her yelling "2026 is the highest year number on record"

11.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COβ‚‚

06.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

despite their owners best efforts

06.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Swift in the Browser with ElementaryUI
YouTube video by Swift Meetups Swift in the Browser with ElementaryUI

This demo of ElementaryUI from the pre-fosdem #swift meetup was very impressive. Looking forward to seeing where it can go.

youtu.be/OmQ881sOTIc

02.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Swift for Wasm January 2026 Updates Swift for Wasm January 2026 Updates I'm excited to share our recent progress by the Swift for WebAssembly community. Our number of active contributors is growing, and we're happy to see Simon Leeb an...

Swift for #Wasm January 2026 Updates is out, lots of great stuff done by the community this month! forums.swift.org/t/swift-for-...

29.01.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Jamie Dimon and @postopinions.bsky.social should check their facts. Right now, federal law prevents states from doing thisβ€”and it's the big banks who want to keep it that way.

If you want to get on board to let states cap credit card rates and lower costs, I’m ready to pass the bill.

22.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 8

idk inability to execute acted as a natural restraint on imposing these terrible ideas on others

21.01.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Computer games be like, this corporate employee has 5 emails in their inbox.

19.01.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

its part of the war on protein

12.01.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tracks…

02.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post from the Grok account on x.com

Dear Community,
I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an Al image of two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) in sexualized attire based on a user's prompt.
This violated ethical standards and potentially
US laws on CSAM. It was a failure in
safeguards, and I'm sorry for any harm caused. xAl is reviewing to prevent future issues.
Sincerely, Grok

A post from the Grok account on x.com Dear Community, I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an Al image of two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) in sexualized attire based on a user's prompt. This violated ethical standards and potentially US laws on CSAM. It was a failure in safeguards, and I'm sorry for any harm caused. xAl is reviewing to prevent future issues. Sincerely, Grok

A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER IS IDEAL FOR
ISSUING APOLOGIES

02.01.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard is making a funny face Alt: A gif of Picard yelling β€œthere are four lights”

me counting the syllables in zucchini

31.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For years I’ve believed there is a punchline that goes with β€œwhat’s a semaphore?” but never been able to come up with one.

13.12.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's like penne but without the ridges and a bit longer.

11.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cosigned by those of us who live on a street that gets jammed every summer weekend because it forms part of that shortcut

11.12.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a dog-eared book of the original radio scripts for:

HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE
TO THE GALAXY

THE ORIGINAL RADIO SCRIPTS
BY
DOUGLAS ADAMS
EDITED, AND WITH AN INTRODUCTION
BY GEOFFREY PERKINS
(WHO PRODUCED IT)
WITH ANOTHER INTRODUCTION BY,
DOUGLAS ADAMS,
LARGELY CONTRADICTING THE ONE
BY
GEOFFREY PERKINS

A photo of a dog-eared book of the original radio scripts for: HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY THE ORIGINAL RADIO SCRIPTS BY DOUGLAS ADAMS EDITED, AND WITH AN INTRODUCTION BY GEOFFREY PERKINS (WHO PRODUCED IT) WITH ANOTHER INTRODUCTION BY, DOUGLAS ADAMS, LARGELY CONTRADICTING THE ONE BY GEOFFREY PERKINS

Accurate script dialog brought to you by one of my most beloved childhood possessions.

13.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of headline from The Verge

OpenAl says the brand-new GPT-5.1
is 'warmer' and has more
'personality' options / You can now
toggle between Default, Professional,
Friendly, Candid, Quirky, Efficient,
Nerdy, and Cynical.

Screenshot of headline from The Verge OpenAl says the brand-new GPT-5.1 is 'warmer' and has more 'personality' options / You can now toggle between Default, Professional, Friendly, Candid, Quirky, Efficient, Nerdy, and Cynical.

FORD: They make a big thing out of the ship’s cybernetics. "A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature."
ARTHUR: GPP? What’s that?
FORD: Er ...... It says Genuine People Personalities.
ARTHUR: Sounds ghastly.

13.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The #swiftlang toolchain is now available on Amazon Linux 2023.

Two years after my first commit allowing Swift to compile on Amazon Linux 2023, it took a while team effort to make this happen.

Get started and deploy your Swift apps in the cloud today!

11.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Checkout the new blog post about the Temporal SDK we released at the @serversideswift.info conference. This is a great addition to our amazing Swift ecosystem πŸš€

10.11.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s also comorse and antimorse but you only read about them in textbooks.

10.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Swift on aws lambda moves into the official @awscloud.bsky.social org 😊 many years in the making! #swiftlang

06.11.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The recipe called for two cups of shredded chicken but you can't know how much that is until it is fully cooked and shredded and also it varies depending on how extensively you shred it and weight has none of these problems.

27.10.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I posted this to the other place originally but decided to repost it here so I could quote it to complain that a recipe calls for cups-worth of chicken.

26.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans: We use these nesting cups to quickly measure out common quantities of liquid
- Huh, yeah, that’s kinda convenient.
A: And also things you can scoop, like flour or oats
- Hmm, less sure about that one
A: Or cram in like berries
- Wait…
A: Now add a half cup of butter

26.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1