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Shift Orion

@waterforfire.bsky.social

I rolled off a turnip truck, down a rabbit hole, and stuck the landing in Hollywood.

13 Followers  |  12 Following  |  58 Posts  |  Joined: 07.12.2024
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How did I fall down the most annoying rabbit hole in Hollywood?

14.12.2025 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fuck 🤣

14.12.2025 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if everything actually just ends up working out eventually?

05.12.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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FALL AND RISE OF DISNEYLAND PARIS // FANTASYLAND POD EP #3 YouTube video by Fantasyland Pod

Y'all should check out Kat Tenbarge's new show. Fun and informative!
www.youtube.com/live/wWuBR9i...

05.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you fuck me over and I seem like I didn't notice or didn't mind, wait 🤣💯✌🏽

04.12.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My directorial debut, Thingamabob, has been accepted for a screening!

02.12.2025 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP, e'rybody. Welcome to Hell 😆

15.11.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face ALT: a woman in a red shirt is smiling and making a funny face

Anyway, unironically, I'm watching Pearl rn instead lol

08.11.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I thought this said "melanin" for a second and I was like "CORRELATION IS NOT CAUS- oh, nm, lemme stfu 🤭" 😅🤣

05.11.2025 04:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a Jill's unmet needs and Jack's TBI?

01.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as a tickle torture feather in Old King Cole's merry old dungeon

01.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as egg

01.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as Bo Peep's steering wheel cover

01.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as the bill of Gordon Goose's oversized hat as he sat on Little Miss Muffet's tuffet eating the heaping mound of curds and whey she insisted on serving him?

01.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay halloween because what you mean you're going as Mary's gigantic obnoxious meddling sheep

01.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother

01.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as big moods on Big Brother

01.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Shin Gojira's esophageal laser stress prepping to destroy Tokyo

01.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because wym you're going as Laura Dern's initial reaction to seeing a real live dinosaur for the first time ever.

01.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're going as the harmonic space between Barbara and Judy?

01.11.2025 01:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate gay Halloween because wym you gon as...

31.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm not even close to done.

08.10.2025 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But to own property and evict people? To ignore mold, stairs, illness, and injury?
No license. No training. No accountability.

Landlords should be licensed — every single one of them. Because when you control where people sleep, heal, and exist, that’s more dangerous than a car.

08.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How bout the City of LA investigate the “trend” of requiring licenses for everything except ruining people’s lives.

You need a license to fish in every U.S. state.
You need a license to cut hair, to tattoo, to serve food, to drive, to treat animals.

08.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0