Dan Kelly

Sporty Spice. UMN Day at Target field, Blue Jays at The Twins. With @brottasaurus.bsky.social

#Twins #MNTwins #TargetField #UMN #UofM #Minneapolis #Baseball

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She was easily the best thing about it for me.

Sinners. I loved the first half. I loved the second half. I didn’t think the two halves meshed particularly well together, but I was entertained. Wunmi Mosaku was phenomenal as was the music.

#sinners #horrorsky #horror

I still watch all of those often, and I watched the first three in the last week.

🧡🧡🧡

Ow!

Well, sure. But Derek is awful hunky.

I loved it. The book was fun too but this was better.

Babes.

Everyday I check the news to see if any one the grotesquely rich, fascist twats who run things died. Everyday I’m disappointed.

It’s a password I could remember.

#MidCenturyModern #LindaLavin #Password #NathanLane #NathanLeeGraham #MattBomer #SocialSecurity

And sampled to death for decades now. Classic song though.

Is the White House gonna go up on cinder blocks soon?

#Trash #Trump #KidRock #Tacky

Yeah. Who on earth could derive joy from slashing jobs? 🤔

#ElonMusk #Musk #Trump #TimWalz #Trala #Crybaby

I have read ten books in the past month and a half. Fictional worlds burning is way more satisfying than watching it happen in real time. What a time to be alive. 🫶🏽

#Trumpsucks #Musksucks #Rubiosucks #Hegsethsucks #MTGsucks #Whydidiquitdrinking #Literacyisqueer

That’s one of my fave animated films so how dare they?! But also 😂

Me in the national security team group chat.

#Signal #SignalApp #NationalSecurityTeam #Pussywillow #SerialMom #KathleenTurner #MinkStole #JohnWaters #212FuckYou #Hegseth #GroupChat

Their reliance on the ignorance of others is strong, but their days are numbered.

Handsome 😍

The Weather Channel local forecast music really sells the sizzle.

He was right all along, and now anyone behind me on the road will know.

#CrazyRalph #FridayThe13th #Horror #HorrorSky #CrystalLake #ChevyBolt #Slasher #80sMovies

The first appliqué project I ever finished, from 2019. This was a Lori Holt design.

#Quilt #Quiltsky #Applique #Flowers #Spring #Colors #LoriHolt #Bloom

Yeah, he’s been awful for a long while and still managed to get reelected. The (allegedly) hot thing never worked for me; doing your job does.

If you really wanna cement it in your head, you can also watch the opening scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

She has both a cocktail AND a milkshake in front of her. Things can’t be that bad.

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I, too, have spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that cost too much to be free

#whoringonayacht

I saw the link and thought of you before I even realized you posted this. 😂

Thank you!

“Died the trick.” DID