@spenpritchard.bsky.social
🔞 Short-form, high voltage erotica. Very NSFW. Service (top) with a smile 😁 (He/him)
Not for long though, right?!
08.12.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Glorious shot, H.J.!
08.12.2025 08:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell of a way to announce to the world that you’re constipated.
08.12.2025 06:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wholly agree. I always read a piece aloud, just to myself, to hear how it scans and pick up on any snags and changes that need to be made. I couldn’t recommend it enough!
08.12.2025 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘…the bloom of my need’ is *chef’s kiss*
08.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A chill Christmas morning round the tree, a group of people play with their latest gifts - one is writing sexy stories in a notebook, another is looking gleeful as she listens on headphones to audio porn. One is holding a package up to try and guess what's inside, and another lounges in her knickers playing with a brand new Doxy
From sensual bondage to anal hook fuckery, this year's #Christmas gift guide covers a wide range of #sex ideas and I'm v proud of it.
Buy & support my site, or just enjoy the hot fantasies if you're not in the market right now.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/christm... Image by @stuartcb.bsky.social!
I see I need to repost my 2023 thread.
Post modest nudes or full snatch spreads. If someone doesn’t like it there are unfollow, mute, and block buttons as well as plenty of content filters.
Seriously, fuck the pearl clutchers who judge you for the types of selfies or nudes you post.
A smiling man poses in the mirror, his muscular arms highlighted by the light from above. He is wearing an orange and yellow Campaign Against Living Miserably vest. He has a viable black tattoo on his left upper arm. There is various gym equipment in the background.
Happy Sunday you beautiful bastards!
Whatever you’re doing today, I hope it’s a good one. I’m off to recover from this morning’s sweat-fest! 💪🏼
I’ve been playing with some poetry over the past couple of days, in case you’ve missed it (and care!) and I’m thoroughly enjoying the challenge of making seventeen syllables sexy…
They’re all here: #HornyHaiku
I totally had it in my head that SF was behind closed doors and then revealed. Apparently not, just my dramatic imagination filling in the gaps!
Still, the performance in that video shaped a lot of my early preferences in partners! Sparkly bonkers goths? Yes please.
youtu.be/YCYaALgW80c?...
😮💨 still gets me…
I’d like to raise my hand, but mine was the video for Shakespeare’s Sister’s ‘Stay’ when Siobhan Fahey threw those doors open in all that backlit leather goth glory…!
But yeah, ‘Freedom 90’ was bloody hot, too!
Sending all the virtual high fives! Strong work, Honey. 💪🏼
05.12.2025 21:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s never been, and arguably will never be, a more soulful rock/metal vocalist, in my opinion. Nathan James of Inglorious comes close, though…
05.12.2025 16:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know! Very excited…
05.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn’t it?! Very excited. Hoping for something more ‘Out Of Exile’ than ‘Revelations’, but any Audioslave is good Audioslave…
05.12.2025 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Friday is new #AudioPorn day and this one is extra special - @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social describes in beautiful detail photographing a friend naked, then having exquisite sex with her.
PLUS if you click the links you can see the actual photos! 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/black-r...
So apparently there’s not only a full Cornell-posthumous Soundgarden album that’s nearly finished and to be released, there’s also an almost finished Audioslave album, too?!
I might cry. I genuinely thought we’d never get any new Chris Cornell vocals.
#NoOneSingsLikeYouAnyMore
Good God! I’m adding that particular scenario to my list of ‘must-do’s.
04.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0throbbing veins catch light
oiled fingers smear pre-come
edge me till I beg
#HornyHaiku
We’ve all been there! I’m certain I’ve got in with my socks on once, too…
04.12.2025 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0throbbing veins catch light
oiled fingers smear pre-come
edge me till I beg
#HornyHaiku
Good God. I may have just melted.
Brass Against doing Portishead’s ‘Glory Box’
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As much as I wish you didn’t have to deal with clowns like this, I deeply admire the grace, thought and poise with which you assert yourself in your replies when no-one would begrudge you telling them to fuck themselves into the sea.
02.12.2025 20:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A man is rowing a barbell with weights on. He is wearing a grey sleeveless top, dark green shorts and royal blue deadlifting socks. His arm is muscular and toned. There is gym equipment in the background.
Yeah, it’s a thirst trap. What are you going to do about it?
02.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve written some more #HornyHaiku and I think you should go check them out.
Or don’t. Whatever. Not like I care…
🥺
breathe me in again
whisper your need in my ear
take all that is yours
#HornyHaiku (ish)
stolen moments wane
rekindled with lust anew
softly caressing
#HornyHaiku
shared sweat glistens bright
like festive fireside glitter
warm me with desire
#HornyHaiku
squeeze your thighs around
my mouth soft against your breasts
oblivion calls
#HornyHaiku
