@forgedheart.bsky.social
“The truth is… I am Iron Man.” Parody account. Marvel RP account. MCU/AU based. MVRP Friendly. Mun is 21+ MDNI. Courtesy of Fitz
"...It does look comfortable. Alright, how much candy do you want?"
31.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ain't a DAMN DOOR gonna open for that!"
31.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"See? So I'm right. It still looks good."
31.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"But you do break teeth, right?"
31.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Hope you're not paying outta pocket!"
31.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It's the Bat-fairy! He punches out teeth and leaves you the hospital bill! under your pillow!"
31.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Halloween costume idea for father.
30.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1"Yeah, Stark Expo went kablooey. Big yuk yuks."
31.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Aw, good job kids."
31.10.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This year's costume is made by @ttranquil.bsky.social and @prodigalcorpse.bsky.social.
31.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1Pepper tells me that a lot, actually.
31.10.2025 22:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0||: I definitely didn’t. Look what they did to Larry Sanders!!
31.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m saying one is about copyright infringement and unlawful distribution and the other is about the mass production of a weaponized suit, which, I will remind you, as as much of your signature on its tech as it does mine.”
31.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Oh you mean the Hydra Judge who wanted Justin Hammer to usurp my life’s work?
Hm. How’d that turn out?”
31.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
||: Alas, poor H.E.R.B.I.E.! I knew him: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!
31.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Because these movies should be given to the public in box sets!”
31.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“Not your fault. This was going to make it to Legal’s attention eventually.”
31.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1||: Nah, fuck that, I love your Jarvis!
31.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“New Line is up my ass right now.
So, yeah.”
@adiutor.bsky.social
“You and I are gonna have a talk later, buddy.”
“Oh look…
Legal is calling.
Again. This will be fun.”
“…”
He sighed.
“Thanks, buddy.”
“I want the name of your doctor.”
31.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@webofspider-man.bsky.social
“Hey, Pete, you had some work done?”
“Zoinks!”
31.10.2025 21:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What, all out of three button blazers?”
31.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1What’s the legal ramifications of handing out Blu-ray sets of horror movies with treats and candy?
Ah, well, he’ll talk it over with legal later.
