Darren Munk

I have terrible, terrible news for red America SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.

SFGATE columnist @drewmagary.bsky.social dug deep into Tuesday night’s election results and came to an astounding conclusion: Woke won.

Zohran Mamdani’s Win Is Proof We Don’t Have to Settle for Newsom 2028 The Bushwick bisexuals have it! We can ask for so much more, and at COYOTE we plan to.

Zohran’s win offers the Bay Area a glimpse at a better future — one where we’re not locked in a room with Gavin Newsom for another four years.

I'm hearing that Andrew Cuomo and Dave Portnoy are going to share a one-bedroom, one-bath condo in Pensacola until they "figure something long-term out" and that they're considering splitting the cost of a porta potty in the parking lot for when they both have diarrhea at the same time (5-7x weekly)

At this point, anyone—a university, a law firm, a corporation, a Democrat—bending the knee to Trump is doing it because they want to, not because of any political reality.

Wake up babe, new Didi Megadoodoo just dropped

He's no Marvin Larry Benard, but even as a Giants fan I'm happy he got to change the narrative. Now go Jays.

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.

California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.

Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.

It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

NEW EPISODE! The chart as it was on 29 October 1995! But was it really Heaven for EVERYONE?! Join Juliet and Ed as attempt to find out by sifting through allegedly better classes of boy bands and the beginning of the reign of terror of the cast of Soldier Soldier… Find us in usual poddy places!

A picture of the sleeve of the album Liquidizer by the band Jesus Jones.

Yeah. I agree with at least 80% of his overarching take on AI, but his denial that it has any utility at all just distracts from the other very valid points he makes. The other issue is that there are like 4 main points that he keeps recapitulating to the tune of a million words per screed.

Let’s compromise, Sean Hjelle gets to be a Giant and the rest of the team is Baseballs

Dodgers hero Will Klein loves Rapinoe, Kaepernick and cats - Outsports The unlikely Game 3 World Series hero for the Los Angeles Dodgers has some fun quirks.

Will Klein seems like a righteous dude, at least: www.outsports.com/2025/10/28/2...

It would have been absolutely hilarious if the Jonas Brothers halftime show nonsense was in the 18 inning game.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

learning from my Offline friends that dodgers winning it in the bottom of the 18th last night was actually a shared hallucination. dodgers and blue jays are in inning 31 now

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting

Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”

Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]

The announcers keep saying that both teams are almost out of pitchers, but they’re forgetting that pitchers and catchers report soon.

Even John Isner and Nicolas Mahut think this is a bit much.

An animal hide covered in blue felt with a floor plan of a museum drawn on it

Tlingit artist Nicholas Galanin, “Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum)”, a deerskin map a floor plan of the British Museum and possible escape routes for various Indigenous cultural belongings held there.

Stealing Home The "scrupulously detailed" (Los Angeles Times) story of how the fight to build Dodgers Stadium, and transform Los Angeles into a big league city, ...

The Dodgers are in the World Series, McCarthyism is back, and there isn't nearly enough housing to go around—all of which makes this a good time to read Stealing Home. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/eric-...

Oh man, I’m so sorry. My 17 year old is stage 3 CKD and it is looking like she may not make it through the week (literally taking her to the vet in 15 minutes). Sending you love.

Jorge Bautista, a clergyman with the United Church of Christ, reacts after he was hit in the face by a pepper round from a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent as protesters blocked the entrance to Coast Guard Island Alameda, where they are sent to as a staging area for a planned immigration crackdown, in Oakland, Calif., Thursday, Oct. 23, 2025.

They are firing pepper balls into the faces of clergy, again
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Merle Haggard in a Fred Lewis-era bucket Giants hat and an "I ❤️ Haters shirt.

The first two verses of Merle Haggard's song, "The Immigrant," which begins: American ranching consists of a mansion Where illegal immigrants do much of the labor by hand They sneak 'em through customs till time comes to bust 'em Then haul 'em back over the border to their own native land With a ragged sombrero and not much dinero They'll be back again when the ole Rio Grande's down low Border patroller, don't stop a stroller 'Cause the Mexican immigrant is helping America grow

Every so often, it feels good to post Merle Haggard in a Fred Lewis-era bucket hat and remember some of his most patriotic lyrics.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr wearing a Leafs jersey before the Jays game

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS