gwen! @shmoople - Bluesky Profile

I can’t believe I look like this lmao

16.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 90 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Thinking abt how awkward I felt sitting in the planned parenthood lobby and having them call for “Gwen”, the first time anyone had ever said it out loud. All the eyes in the room darted over to me as I stood up lol. How far we’ve come

10.02.2025 15:26 — 👍 76 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I’m just pretty good with dates! Birthdays, anniversaries, all that stuff. I have good long term memory but horrifically bad short term lmao

10.02.2025 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(I posted on Twitter yesterday but it’s actually today lmao)

10.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

5 years of HRT today 🥳

10.02.2025 14:29 — 👍 159 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 1

Having blonde hair again is calling to me like the green goblin mask

23.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got it for a few bucks at spirit Halloween! The edges of it were actually really rough so I ended up wearing it on my arm most of the night lol

16.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi jade! 😚

16.11.2024 17:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi piper!

16.11.2024 16:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking for 62,000 of my closest friends

16.11.2024 16:46 — 👍 238 🔁 8 💬 14 📌 0

Hiiii 🫶🫶

15.11.2024 23:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sup bitches

15.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 153 🔁 2 💬 19 📌 2

yeah but I WAS

01.12.2023 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was gonna post this one but I thought my face looked all busted from the lighting

01.12.2023 08:50 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

To the conservative girl from high school who requested to follow me and then undid it: I saw that 🙂

27.10.2023 17:51 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because my dad died? My bad tho

15.10.2023 21:54 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit, so sorry for your losses ❤️‍🩹

05.10.2023 22:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kinda rhetorical but more of a “geez we can’t catch a break”

05.10.2023 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s ok and currently in the hospital, but god damn

05.10.2023 21:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

What are the odds that my aunt has a fucking heart attack 6 days after my dad dies from a heart attack

05.10.2023 21:01 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I have so many questions but they are all awkward ones

04.10.2023 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I stand by it

04.10.2023 12:56 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I saw an old picture and went “why does uncle Bob look so fucking old here and my dad is like 15?” And they were like……because he’s 50 right there lmao

04.10.2023 12:34 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just found out that my uncle is TWENTY years older than my aunt and is THREE years older than my grandma

04.10.2023 12:33 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been looking through a LOT of pictures lately and it’s only confirmed that my mom had some serious tgirl swag

01.10.2023 16:40 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

(It wasn’t in regards to me, it’s another guys name that happens to be spelled the same way)

26.09.2023 22:55 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just had to write my deadname out by hand for the first time in a very long time, and it looked like shit! That made me very happy lol

26.09.2023 22:54 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Hello new friends, I sad post a lot here so buckle up

26.09.2023 00:27 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s one of the few people I blocked lmao they were being so god damn annoying I couldn’t fathom reading any more of their words

17.09.2023 21:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They act like you can’t use shorthand for anything because it doesn’t cover every single scenario in human existence

17.09.2023 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gwen!

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